Dancing Robot Speaker
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TOSY Robotics, a Vietnamese high-tech toys manufacturer, plans to make its portable speaker/dancing robot one-two punch available to all of us who aren't of the Justin Bieber persuasion this fall. mRobo holds about 500 of your favorite songs, and when the beat starts a-thumpin' from his chest, he starts a-bumpin' from the rest. Arms and legs unfurl, his head rises from his neck, and what can only be described as the Michael Jackson transformer Joe Jackson is KICKING himself (or rather, his wife, and perhaps that kid Blanket) for not thinking of, comes to life. The robot connects for downloads via USB, and, unlike you, gets his juice from batteries instead of Red Bull and Ecstasy. mRobo will also dance to music from other devices. Provided, of course, it isn't a JLo song, in which case instead of dancing, he will approach the human playing DJ, and begin repeatedly punching him or her in the face.
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Sora-Q Flagship Model
Space enthusiasts and gadget lovers, prepare to be wowed! The Sora-Q Flagship Model is a one-of-a-kind space exploration toy that's a must-have for your collection. This isn't just any toy; it's a 1/1 scale replica of...
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Stylophone Theremin
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Haxson AirFan - Over-Bed Smart Fan Hybrid
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TouchMe - MIDI Controller
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Euler's Disk of Infinite Spin & Sound
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Steampunk Optimus Prime
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Exo-Gauntlet - CO2 Powered Exoskeleton
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Aliens Caterpillar P-5000 Power Loader
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OM/ONE Levitating Bluetooth Speaker
I would like to listen to my OM/ONE levitating Bluetooth speaker sitting atop my Float levitating table whilst lounging on my Cloud levitating sofa and surfing Internet porn with my <a href="https://www.dudeiwantthat
Dancing Water Speakers
Broadcast your beats to the world from your car with LED equalizer stickers, and broadcast your beats to your mama from the living room with these dancing water speakers. Don't worry, she'll love them. They'll remind...
Giant Cardboard Robot Arms Kit
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