Black Swan Superyacht
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In a way it sucks that the Black Swan Superyacht is just a concept right now because that means its technologically-advanced, supremely-luxurious, ninja-shark-looking self doesn't really exist. But in way it's good too because even if Timur Bozca's boner-inducing design were real, I could never afford it, or even afford to set foot on it, so at least as "just a concept," none of the ultrarich d-bags of the world can have it either.
Bozca says he finessed the simple lines and dramatic angles of the Black Swan using an arrow as his muse. The exterior wants to be as aerodynamic as it is distinctive. And if it needs help on that first front, Bozca anticipates equipping the yacht with 4 engines able to generate up to 23,172HP, and a top speed of 28 knots (about 32MPH).
Additional Top 0.1% features include a top deck helicopter platform, an extended beach club with pool, and accommodations for up to 12 people in a master, plus 6 guest suites.
Like Bozca's eye for design? Check out his TRON Car concept here.
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