Outdoors

Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves

$24.99 Amazon »

Wait, Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves? Does that mean they're sized for extra-small hands? If so, I can think of a pair of tiny hands or two who could use some...

Polar Bear Garden Bench

$1,708.86 Amazon »

Hot off the Polar Bear Express, and ready to seat you...or eat you, depending on how well they fed him on the train...say hello to the Polar Bear Garden Bench from Design Toscano. Sculptural, functional, and ready to...

Splinterworks Pool Slides

Splinterworks Pool Slides, now here's something to buy now and look forward to using next summer. Or, more likely, look at now and look forward to using never, since most of us can't afford them...

Olight Warrior X Turbo 1000-Meter Flashlight

$149.95 Amazon »

When Mother Nature throws darkness, you throw Olight. And when some dude in the park throws shade about your obnoxious flashlight, you...don't even notice because the Warrior X Turbo is throwing a full 1,100 lumens of...

Giant Grass Zome Building Kit

$1,450 Giant Grass »

Team up, build a hangout space, make connections, get in the Zome. The Zome Building Kit is a dynamic DIY shelter developed by Giant Grass, a design firm with a sweet name, and an even better purpose: exploring architectural...

Mozy Leg Jacket - Weatherproof Thermal Wrap

$85 Amazon »

Freezing weather finally arrived? No matter. You can still Mozy on over to the tailgate, the campsite, the backyard BBQ that won't let summer go in cozy comfort with the Mozy leg jacket. Nope, it's not a fancy way of...

Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit

$12.99 Amazon »

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...

Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope

The Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope weighs just 9.5 ounces, so you can pack it up and take it along on any adventure. Non-creepy adventures only, please, peeping toms and stalkers! Sporting events. Hiking and mountaineering...

GardenSharp Garden Tool Sharpener

$10.99 Amazon »

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner

$15.97 Amazon »

For every delicious thing that comes hot off the grill, there is a not-so-delicious thing that stays hot on the grill. Blackened, crusty, and caked to the grates. And that's the Q-Swiper BBQ Grill Cleaner's favorite part...

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

$1,491.09 Etsy »

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

Floating Motors Classic Car Boats

I'm on a boat, motherf**ker! ... And, huh. Also, somehow, a classic car. ... B**ch! Floating Motors is proposing to transform the style and spirit of iconic cars ranging from VWs to Lambos into electric or standard motor-powered...

Knight Gnome Garden Statues

$29.69 - $179.09 Etsy »

If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who...

Rapid-Rope Extreme Utility Rope

$24.95 Amazon »

If soap on a rope is your go-to gift for Dad, mix things up this year with Rapid-Rope. AKA rope in can! The extreme utility rope is a Shark Tank-backed piece of outdoor and survival gear that sees 120 feet of flat-braid...

Bushcraft Survival 1" Scotch Eye Hand Auger

$34.95 Amazon »

There aren't many times I'd pick a hand tool over a power tool, but Bushcraft Survival's Scotch Eye Auger is definitely...well...not one of them. My mama makes me do enough manual labor at her house without throwing a...

PacMotor Joystick-Controlled Dual Kayak Motor

$799 PacMotor »

Down with paddles! Down with physical exertion! All hail the PacMotor joystick-controlled dual kayak motor!...

QUICKPLAY PRO Portable Folding Bench

$89 - $167.99 Amazon »

Instant benches for the kids, instant bleachers for their parents with QUICKPLAY's PRO Portable Folding Bench. Or, if you prefer, instant benches for the grown-ass players, instant bleachers for their significant others...

Snow Peak Living Lodge

$1,749.95 - $1,999.95 Snow Peak »

Living large in the Living Lodge. This combo outdoor shelter and camping tent from Snow Peak features a roomy open canopy for group gatherings extending from a fully enclosed sleeping space large enough for 3 to 7 people...

USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete

$55.99 Amazon »

Become a US Marine Corps hacker, and proudly slash your way through the blackberry bushes in your backyard, with this officially licenced USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete. Features include a 17-3/10" stainless steel swingin'...

Paracord-Wrapped Knuckle Duster

Sold Out Amazon »

Which would you rather add to your survival kit: paracord, which has myriad uses; or a knuckle duster, which really has only one? Aw, dude, don't ask me that I can't decide! The paracord, the knuckle duster, I just...it's...it's...

EZ Leaf Hauler Cleanup Tarp for Lawns & Gardens

$34.86 - $36.09 Amazon »

I don't know if using the EZ Leaf Hauler is as easy as shortening the word "easy" to "EZ" in the lawn and garden tool's name was, but with stakes to hold it in place, and 6 built-in handles for carrying and maneuvering...

CORE Oversized Padded Saucer Chair

$71.99 - $99.58 Amazon »

Look, a flying saucer! No, scratch that. Look, a sit & don't go anywhere, maybe even don't move at all saucer! The CORE Oversized Padded Round Chair is a collapsible outdoor seating companion with just a little more room...

Giant Adirondack Chair

$1,612.50 Etsy »

Your lady's redecorating the patio? Wants to add some chairs to the front porch? Colorado Ski Chairs has the perfect Adirondack chairs to fit any vibe she's going for. And give you some XXL jollies. And make you both...

Animal Sculpture BBQ Grills

$842.04 - $868.18 Etsy »

I've never tried grilled bear, grilled horse, grilled wolf, grilled bull, or grilled ram, nor do I want to. But I would be amenable to trying a ram grill, bull grill, wolf grill, horse grill, or bear grill (not to be...