$149 - $399 Garden Glory »

A gold tooth plus a captain's hat equals a whole lotta monkey business in Garden Glory's Monkey Planters. Available in black and white, Monkey Planters are sculptural pieces of terracotta made for your beloved dracaena or pothos, or as a simple pot for storing your, say it with me, bananas!...

AirArchitecture House-Shaped Inflatable Tent

How has a house-shaped inflatable tent like AirArchitecture not been the most popular camping shelter for years now? It makes every other tent look like only the measly roof got plopped on the ground. And even Heimplanet's...

Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table

$14,950 Etsy »

The Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table, or, as I like to call it, the Sexy Time Coffee Table, has no known artist, date, or origin. At least not that its seller, Furnish Me Vintage, is aware of. Best guess is that the massive...

Snoopy Is Joe Cool Motorized Model Kit

$26.90 Amazon »

This Snoopy Is Joe Cool snap-together plastic motorized model kit is here for all the die-hard Peanuts fans, and maybe even more so for all the dues and ladies with alter-egos out there. Clark Kent, Donald Glover, Calvin...

Mannkitchen Pepper Cannon

$199.99 Amazon »

Extreme grinding, anyone? Mannkitchen is frank in admitting their Pepper Cannon will unleash an "obscene amount of pepper" the first time you crank its aerospace grade aluminum head. Maybe too much pepper. Maybe enough...

FireSafe Outlets

FireSafe Outlets were developed by a New York City firefighter who's battled enough electrical fires to make your hair stand on end. Replacing the covers of your existing home or office outlets, FireSafe Outlets detect...

Twelve South Curve Flex Adjustable Laptop Stand

$79.99 Amazon »

Twelve South's Curve Laptop Stand gets curvier with their new Curve Flex, an even more ergonomic stand that lifts and tilts your MacBook or other laptop at fully adjustable heights and angles. The Curve Flex raises laptop...

Morus Zero Ultra-Fast Portable Clothes Dryer

$599.99 Morus »

I don't know when they named it the Morus Zero. Yeah, it's an ultra-fast portable clothes dryer, but it's not so ultra-fast it dries your clothes in zero minutes. It should be called the Morus Fifteen. Which is still...

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$90 Amazon »

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Dorai Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

SystemSix Retro-Macintosh-Style Desk Calendar & Display

One reason not to get too excited about the SystemSix, a desktop piece that uses a retro Macintosh to display a calendar, the weather forecast, and the phase of the moon, is it doesn't use a real old-school Mac. The case...

Continuous Spray Bottle with Ultra-Fine Mist

$7.95 - $9.99 Amazon »

Are you ready for continuous mist? That's right, Continuous. Mist. Because that's what this spray bottle offers. CONTINUOUS MIST. The texture? Oh, it's ultra-fine. Yep, just when you thought life was getting worse, something...

Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...

Sky High 20' Camera Tripod

$299 Amazon »

Finally, a camera tripod that can truly capture my vertical. The Sky High 20' Camera Tripod from Glide Gear telescopes to a whopping 20' tall, or high enough to record the entire field/court during sporting events, take...

Pissing Boy Incense Burner

$25.99 Amazon »

Pissing Boy Incense Burner? More like Dribbling Boy Incense Burner. Come on, ye clever devils with the Manneken Pis mood-setting gift ideas, figure out how to add some arc to the boy's stream!...

Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack

$74.99 Amazon »

PSA from the Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack: It's back to school shopping time! Using layers of thermo foil, absorbent foam, activated carbon, and polyester mesh, Cali Crusher believes they have created a...

E156: What Is This Thing?

$39.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 156 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

O2COOL Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottle

$12.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

A water bottle and mister in one?! Oh, too cool. I mean, O2COOL! Ha! That was deliberate, right? Good one, dads who run the O2COOL brand. I hope the quality of your Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottles can live up to the...

Skull Toothpick Holder

$18.99 Amazon »

This popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth is gonna be the death of me! Ironic, because it looks like one of the toothpicks I need to dig it out was the death of this guy. The Skull Toothpick Holder makes a fun 'n' spooky...

Car Umbrella Sunshade

$14.88 - $16.89 Amazon »

I doubt it's as easy as opening an umbrella to install, but this umbrella-style car sunshade sure looks dandy in use. Not to mention space-saving when in not-use, since it does mimic its namesake's collapsed size and...

Wall Sconce Fly Trap

$39.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

I do like me some bug zappers. Unfortunately, these Wall Sconce Fly Traps from Faicuk do not zap flies, they capture them in ultra-sticky glue boards. But Faicuk says this method is, in fact, even better, because it eliminates...

Transformers x Canon Optimus Prime EOS R5 Camera

$150 Takara Tomy »

Thanks to Takara Tomy's Transformers x Canon EOS R5 Camera mashup, you can now use Optimus Prime to shoot people without consequence. They will probably even thank you for aiming the Autobot leader their way, though they...

Campfire, Fire Pit & BBQ Table

$119.99 Amazon »

Elevate your outdoor dining experience, and give new meaning to sitting 'round the fire with this swell campfire, fire pit, and BBQ table from Joy-Tech. Serving as both seating and barrier, the table sets up with 4 ladder-like...

Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks

$41.70 - $44.81 Amazon »

There's always room for improvement in yoga, and apparently there is also always room for improvement in yoga gear. These Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks described themselves as "the ultimate ergonomic upgrade for maximum wrist...

Strongman Beer Glass

$36.40 The Apollo Box »

Strong like ox meets strong like Brewmeister Snake Venom in this Strongman Beer Glass. It's the official stein of meatheads with both bulging biceps and bulging guts!...