$1,900 Tesla »

Daddy wants a Tesla Cybertruck for Christmas? Too bad. The executives at Mommy's company are hoarding all the money they could be sharing with the people who do all the work, so she only has enough to buy a Tesla Cyberquad...as a gift for the kids. And, at $1,900, even that's a stretch...

GRID Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet

GRID forgoes the grid for a zig-zag, and the hallmark look of carbon fiber in their Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet. Made of two aluminum plates overlaid with 3K carbon fiber weave, this GRID features RFID blocking, room for...

Blue Zoca Waterproof & Pet-Proof Blanket

$83.49 Amazon »

I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...

CHRONEXT Luxury Watch Advent Calendar

$2.6 million CHRONEXT »

Damn. I didn't buy the CHRONEXT Advent Calendar, filled with over $2.6 million of luxury watches, before December 1. And I feel like if I got it now, I wouldn't be able to do the countdown to Christmas properly, and that...

Hypelev Sneaker Levitation Display Stand

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. The Hypelev from Everknown is a levitating display stand for...

When you're buying a gift, they say it's the thought that counts, but depending on your gift recipient, it's not the thought at all. It's the gift that counts. Its aesthetic. How cool it is. How much its owner wants to put it on display and show it off. These 17 standout and stunning gifts, a veritable...

South Chicago Packing Wagyu Beef Tallow

$29.99 Amazon »

"You packing, Dude?" Yeah, I'm packing. Packing beef. South Chicago Packing style. "Ooh, nice. Black Angus?" Naw, dude. 100% pure Wagyu...

Wine Escape Room Game

My wife has never been a fan of escape rooms. She says they make her nervous. (The truth: she just hates group projects, or collaborating with other people on anything, in any capacity whatsoever.) However. I believe...

Merry Christmas, Chubs. Er, I mean, Happy Holidays, you svelte wall of muscle and poster child for athleticism. Here's a fabulous fitness gift to keep you that way...

Artisans & Their Crafts: 18 Handmade Gifts for 2021

Artisans, craftspeople, entrepreneurs, dudes and ladies with random product ideas that take off like persons of interest from Congressional subpoenas - these are the people who make the holidays, and gift-giving in general...

Tekto Slit OTF Knife

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Stuff that sock! Stuff that sock! How? Here are 21 ways, with my compilation of 21 swell stocking stuffers for 2021...

Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves

$24.99 Amazon »

Wait, Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves? Does that mean they're sized for extra-small hands? If so, I can think of a pair of tiny hands or two who could use some...

Jean Patrique Mezzaluna & Bamboo Board

$39.99 Amazon »

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...

E123: What Is This Thing?

$17.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 123 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Banana Phone

$39.99 Amazon »

A wise person once said, "There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones, and Banana Phone!" No wait, scratch that. A bananas person once said, There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons...

Fifty buckaroos is the peak of my list of 17 gifts for $50 or less, but when I say frugal generosity, I mean it. You're not going to be browsing through 16 products priced at $49.99 and one at an even $50. There are plenty of finds here in the twenties and thirties, and even a few in the high teens...

Brass Crocodile Clip

$59 Amazon »

Place your trust in the double-jointed jaw of the crocodile, and it will clamp down on your belt loop, your backpack strap, or your friend Cornelius' nose on a dare with an uncompromising 3,700 pounds per square inch...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

Dudes, your Black Friday Session is in session. This holiday season, save big on Session Goods' designer bongs, pipes, and smoking accessories with the following codes:...

The casual athlete appreciates sporting goods for the goods they bring with them: good friends; good booze; good energy; and good times. My roundup of 17 sporting goods gifts for 2021 keeps these 4 goods in mind over all else...

18 Gifts You Won't See on Every Other Gift Guide

Earbuds, e-readers, the latest iPhone, tents and sleeping bags, slippers and bathrobes, that ultra-modern-looking matte black tea kettle, that ultra-modern-looking shiny bronze watering can - I've seen them on every holiday...

Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition

$79.99 Amazon »

In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...

Burls Belt Buckle Knife & Belt

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...