$299 Oura Ring »

What's your Oura? Welp, according to the personal health tracker Oura Ring, it's tired, inactive, and slow to recover. Oh boy, another gadget to tell you you're doing life all wrong!...

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Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier

$59.99 Amazon »

Grab a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier and load up the Scooby Snacks along with your dog or cat (or other furry or slithery friend) when it's time to solve the mystery of how to transport the little precious to...

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FS-TFC 4-Stage Portable Water Purifier Pump

$54.99 Amazon »

Dudes, get pumped to...drink potable water. Be able to hydrate on your next camping or off-grid RV trip. Survive the next drought or natural disaster. I know. Me and the FS-TFC 4-stage portable Water Purifier Pump are...

These 16 products to help you host a better dinner party won't do all the work for you - you'll probably need a caterer, or your mama, to fill in some pieces here and there. But if you're hoping to create a few Big Night-caliber memories, books for cooking and food & wine pairing, unique and funky...

Nintendo Game & Watch: The Legend of Zelda

$49.99 Amazon »

The first of Nintendo's handheld gaming consoles, the Game & Watch debuted in Japan in 1980. In November 2020, Nintendo released an updated Super Mario Bros. version of the Game & Watch in honor of the game's 35th anniversary...

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job...

LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker

$79.99 LEGO »

Kick it with LEGO and Adidas this summer, courtesy of the brands' collaboration on this LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker. At 731-pieces the shoe, like the LEGO Typewriter, is another adult building brick kit intended...

Giant American Flag String Lights

$26.99 Amazon »

Light up the night this 4th of July with a set of giant American Flag String Lights. Strung properly - don't go mixing up the star LEDs with the stripes - Twinkle Star's patriotic behemoth spans 6.5' wide x 3.3' tall...

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

$23.49 Amazon »

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Road Trip Cooking

$10 Amazon »

Really? I've scanned the entire table of contents for Road Trip Cooking: The Best Recipes for Your Campfire, Stove or Barbecue, and despite its primary title being Road Trip Cooking there's not a single recipe with roadkill...

DropTop Plug & Play Wall-Mounted Workstation

$558 - $1,700 Pith & Stem »

DropTop is a pretty clever plug & play wall-mounted workstation that folds down to reveal a strong and roomy hardwood ply desktop, and your choice of 1 or 2 built-in monitors, or the cutouts to install your own. But its...

Pop Under Pressure Popping Balloon Party Game

$24.99 Amazon »

Pop Under Pressure is a party game in which a balloon slowly inflates over the course of each round, creating stress and anxiety to complete various word challenges before it F'ing pops in your face. Are you kidding me?!...

Paper Airplane Desk Lamp

$425 Mousarris »

Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$34.71 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

Lefree Digital Money-Counting Swear Jar

$19.99 Amazon »

Now here's a new twist to the swear jar - a digital money-counting piggy bank that will let you know exactly how much all the sh*ts and f*cks you've given have cost you. Sounds like the perfect gift for teens - or gift...

EcoTable 30 - Portable Solar Charging Table

$149.90 Amazon »

The EcoTable 30 is a portable, collapsible outdoor table that sucks up more sun than your black leather car seats, and even puts its solar power reserves to better use that burning the bejeesus out of the backs of your...

United States Geology Map

$59 - $899 Etsy »

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...

Micro Crochet Animals

$20.25 - $40.50 Etsy »

Lookee, lookee at the itty bitty crochet sloth. The teeny tiny crochet elephant. The weeeee little crochet penguin. The...I can't. I have to stop. All these Micro Crochet Animals, these things that make you go awww, are...

Sniper Bladeworks Signature Reload Knife Series

$115 - $450 Sniper Bladeworks »

I'm afraid I'm a little late to the blade show because, at printing, Sniper Bladeworks was already sold out of a few knives / styles in their Signature Reload series, and running very low on others. But you still have...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie

FREE Miller Lite »

The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...

Ursula Octopus Bracelet

$29 Etsy »

Can't find an Octopus Teacher? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find the unleashed Kraken? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find a unicorn gift for your girlfriend? How about an Ursula...

LEGO Typewriter

$199.99 LEGO »

The LEGO Typewriter is here to tap-tap-tap out some n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-a. Some M-a-d M-e-n s-t-y-l-e. Some g-i-f-t f-o-r D-a-d perfection. Created as an adult building kit with over 2,000 pieces, the LEGO Typewriter...