$29.99 Amazon »

I wonder if one of the 5 types of fire this StaySafe 5-in-1 Fire Extinguisher is made to put out is the one currently raging in my throat. Dudes, the main thing I did over America's birthday weekend is catch Covid, and while I am three shots safe from my death bed or the hospital...holy esophagus... [ Read more ▸ ]

Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos

$14 Amazon »

Trick out your kicks, make your sneaks snazzy, and jazz up your Jazzercise shoes (Mama) with this set of Shoe Tattoos from Wear Your Sole. The decals are semi-permanent, but removable, and made for enhancing leather footwear...

Sun Joe Electric Hover Mower

$90.54 Amazon »

Ooh, get part lawnmower, part Back to the Future with Sun Joe's Electric Hover Mower. The plug-in grass barber's 10-amp motor spins at up to 7,000 RPM, creating a cushion of air, and its namesake hover effect. Look, Ma!...

Cheeseburger Sprinkler

$69.99 Amazon »

When I bite into a juicy cheeseburger, the last thing I expect - or want - is for streams of water to spurt out. I mean, normally. But a water-spraying Cheeseburger Sprinkler, now, that's a different story...

Breville 3X Bluicer - Blender & Juicer in One

$239.95 Amazon »

I hope the Breville 3X Bluicer is as fun to use as the word "Bluicer" is to say. Over and over again in my head, as if it's a whisper from the gods that I should name my firstborn Bluicer, or buy a blender and juicer...

E151: What Is This Thing?

$44.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 151 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Ginger Foot Pads for Detox & Better Sleep

$18.77 Amazon »

Ginger Foot Pads give new meaning to the expression, "Sleep it off." Or attempt to, anyway - reviews are mixed on how well these overnight detoxifiers really work...

Carrot Cat Scratching Post

$34.98 Amazon »

A Carrot Cat Scratching Post? That's stupid. ... No one show it to my wife, OK? There's nothing she loves more than our cat, Zanzibar, and vegetables...

June! Summer! Longest day of the year! Best month ever! And now...it's over. As I shed a tear in my beer - albeit still outside in bright, toasty sun, and from a lounger on my balcony - for the month of June, please join me in a revue of Dude's must see products for June 2022...

WOLOLOW - Futuro House Style Night Light

$210 - $295 WOLOLOW »

I'm not sure that the WOLOLOW, a night light replica of the Futuro House designed by Finnish architect Matti Suuronen, is a thing that makes me go, "Wow!" but it is definitely a thing that makes me go, "WOLOLOW!" And...

Joie Watchers Silicone Storage, Cable & Bag Ties

$6.29 Amazon »

Meet the Watchers, little silicone monsters who are both adorable and helpful as storage, cable, and bag ties. Their googly eyes are just for show, but those shrieking mouths and extra-long Watcher tongues? That's where...

Terrain 365 Invictus Bali-Ti Butterfly Knife

$325 Terrain 365 »

The Terrain 365 Invictus Bali-Ti Butterfly Knife looks sharp. In every way possible. Has me wanting to sing a song too. A balisong...

Nerf LMTD Destiny Gjallarhorn Blaster

$185 Bungie Store »

Is it your destiny to score a Nerf LMTD Gjallarhorn Blaster from Bungie Rewards? You can improve your chances of following the path of a Guardian by acquiring the Gjallarhorn rocket launcher in the Destiny 2: Bungie 30th...

Motorized Inflatable T-Rex Ride-On Pool Float

$179.99 Amazon »

When I first saw this Motorized Inflatable T-Rex Ride-On Pool Float I thought all my dreams had come true. T-Rex. Pool float. Able to tool around the water via joystick and zero effort on my part...

inno Portable Telescoping Fan & Diffuser

$49.99 Amazon »

Thinking I might join the inno Fan Club. I like this air circulator's telescoping properties, able to extend from a compact and tidy 5", to as tall as 35", and therefore also able to direct its airflow with precision...

Sequent SolarCharger - Solar-Charging Smartwatch

$278 - $419 Kickstarter »

A smartwatch you need charge only by...doing smartwatch-y things with it? Sequent's SolarCharger Smartwatch is a timepiece that also monitors your activity, sleep, and heart rate, and can potentially do it all in perpetuity...

Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Party Sign

$59 - $279 Etsy »

Please don't do coke in the bathroom? Geez, the things you gotta be polite but explicit about asking people these days. First it was just, "Please wash your hands," and "Please don't flush things that aren't toilet paper...

Pizza Pack Adjustable Pizza Storage Container

$24.99 Amazon »

The battle between your pizza box, your fridge, and your stuffing skills is about to end. The winner: Pizza Pack, a slice-shaped pizza storage container that accordions up and down to hold leftover pieces of pepperoni...

Culinary Perfume - Edible Fragrance & Ice Cream Topping

It's gonna cost you a helluva lot more than hot fudge, sprinkles, and Old Spice, but Salt & Straw's Culinary Perfume, an edible fragrance and ice cream topping, is sure to be the foodie gift of the year. Or at least of...

Back Bubble Spinal Decompressor & Back Stretcher

$298 - $398 Amazon »

Hey, if it stretches my spine, restores traction, and relieves my lower back pain, I don't care what kind of poon the Back Bubble makes me look like while I'm using it. Adult male in a baby carrier. Fat dude stuck in...

For-Ghetti Spaghetti Fork

$15.24 - $15.43 Amazon »

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...

DearBuds SE - Wearable Ear Dehumidifier

$64 - $119 Linkface »

Waterlogged ears from swimming or showering? Sweaty canals from a tough workout? Victim of yet another Wet Willy? The DearBuds SE is a wearable ear dehumidifier that is, first of all, not a joke, and, second of all, designed...

P.50 Car Kit - Build Your Own World's Smallest Car

$9,200 - $11,650 P.50 Cars »

Ha! It's A DIY clown car! Except the P.50 isn't clowning around. Builders of car kit, available in electric and gas models, will find themselves the proud owners of fully functional examples of the World's Smallest Car...

Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker

$4.95 Amazon »

I tried it. Works. Though the Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker doesn't just immediately start blasting Rick Astley's iconic earworm and ultimate prank song. It takes the QR code scanner to the video on...