$38 Amazon »

Open your mind - and numb your mouth - to the hot umami bomb that is Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp. Made in Chengdu by Sichuan chef Jing Gao, this condiment is an oil-based cornucopia of flavor and texture they say is good on everything from dumplings and dandan noodles to eggs and ice cream. Hmmm... [ Read more ▸ ]

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Dissim Inverted Lighter

$56.95 Amazon »

The Dissim Inverted Lighter turns the flames of Hell upside down. OK, more like one little flame. And I guess it's not from Hell, it's from butane...

Mousarris Summit Sofa

$3,950 Mousarris »

No, neither Mousarris nor I are confused when we call this a Summit Sofa rather than a Summit Wall Hanging. Though I suppose it could better be described as a Summit Wall Hanging Sofa. Or a Summit Wall-Mounted Sofa. A...

Global Grub DIY Food Kits

$34.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

Global Grub is here to help adventurous cooks and the people who love to eat their masterpieces "explore new tastes and techniques in [the] kitchen." A great gift for foodies this holiday season, Global Grub DIY Food...

HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro

$99.99 Amazon »

HEXBUG's DIY robotic tech toys for kids are going to battle, and getting in on the Battle. The HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro release pits a pair of fighting robots against one another in the spirit of the long-running reality...

Paladone's new Mandalorian Helmet and Baby Yoda Desktop Lights are here to spread cheer during the 2021 holiday season, but not to help ring in Season 3 of The Mandalorian before the New Year. With no official release date at printing, you'll have to hold your horses Razor Crest until sometime in...

Modern Sprout Growframes - Wall-Mounted Grow Lights

$139 - $259 Amazon »

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

Full Circle Wipe Out Pivoting Head Squeegee

$12.33 - $13.06 Amazon »

My wife is a squeegee fiend. A squee. gee. fiend. Sometimes I think she stands outside the bathroom door when I'm showering, just waiting for the moment she hears the water turn off so she can burst in and demand, "Did...

Session Goods Limited Edition Designer Series

Come to the Dark Side...or the Light Side. They both have the sexiest smoking accessories your strains will ever see in Session Goods' Designer Series of all black and all white bongs, pipes, and cleaning caps...

Herrschners Wrist Ruler

$27 Amazon »

Ever wished you had a flexible ruler on hand for impromptu challenges to measure the length and girth of your...forearm? Well. Herrschners Wrist Ruler has you, and all your body parts come in at 17" or less, covered...

WoodfloW Double-Sided Kinetic Wood Puzzles

$49 - $74 Kickstarter »

Look, it's Marilyn Monroe! No, wait, it's Andy Warhol! No wait, it's a super disturbing mashup of the two because I put my WoodfloW double-sided kinetic wood puzzle together wrong!...

Jetson ONE Personal Electric Aerial Vehicle

$92k Jetson »

Jetson calls their Jetson ONE "a commercially available personal electric aerial vehicle that you can own and fly." For our purposes, we'll call it a human-totin' drone...

Ultra-Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980 Etsy »

The ultra-realistic Orangutan Costume looks like an outstanding choice for Halloween. Or, like, life, if you're craving something different. Because, as they say, in today's world, if you're tired of being a software...

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

ShiZap! Shocking Stacking Block Game

$44.99 Amazon »

The dudes and ladies behind ShiZap! knew they couldn't solve all the world's problems, but when they sat down to consider their contribution, they concluded they could conquer at least one: how to make Jenga even more...

E119: What Is This Thing?

$11.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 119 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Sports Car Flip Phone

$39.69 Amazon »

Oh yeah, dudes, it's a Sports Car Flip Phone, and it comes fully loaded. Slots for, not one, but two SIM cards. And it can automatically switch between them to support all of your shady Sports Car Flip Phone dealings...

Holographic Tracksuit

$121.38 Etsy »

My favorite thing about Reflective Clo's description of their Holographic Tracksuit is that one of the first things they call it "cozy." Like, nevermind that it's reflective to the point of being trippy, that it makes...

Star Wars Landspeeder Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets

$74.99 Amazon »

The only improvement I would make to Geeki Tikis' Star Wars Landspeeder Punch Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets is engineering the Landspeeder to hover like it does in real life. Er, uh, in movie life. It would be easy...

LEGO Home Alone House

$249.99 LEGO »

This isn't just a LEGO Home Alone House, it's a LEGO Ideas Home Alone House. The original design comes from 26-year-old Alex Storozhuk and, as of November 1, 2021, Kevin McAllister, the Wet Bandits, and all of their holiday...

Dog Harness Hammock for Nail Trimming

$20.06 - $22.85 Etsy »

I'm sure this Dog Harness Hammock is very useful for nail trimming and other grooming tasks, maybe administering medicine or shoving pills down your dog's throat too. Any pet endeavor that requires your dog to remain...

Subpar Parks

$19.49 Amazon »

Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors is a tour guide through our country's finest specimens of Mother Nature. It is also a comedic compendium of reviews from people...

Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar

$34.99 Amazon »

"Bonne Maman" translates to "Good ol' Mama," and if my mama got me a 2021 Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar, I'd tell her she's a good ol' mama indeed...

Squid Game Doll Shooting Alarm Clock

$39.95 - $49.95 Zaps Prints »

Red light, green light, wake up! Or prepare for the Squid Game Doll Shooting Alarm Clock to eliminate you. ... OK, she'll just pelt you with a foam bullet, but still. This piece of Squid Game merch might be the creepiest...