When it comes to your women, your ladies, your girls, your honeys, and your boos, dude. The Dude's got you. Ladies shopping for women, ladies, girls, honeys, and boos...dude. The Dude's got you too. Here are 18 Dude-approved gifts for women in 2022...

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Brisket Candy Canes

$9.32 Amazon »

Sorry, family, we can't afford a beef tenderloin this year, but may I offer you one of these Brisket Candy Canes instead? Archie McPhee says he cooked them "low and slow," so they're probably nearly as good as a succulent...

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WohnGeist Tools Luxury Cabinet

$15,540 SwissMade Direct »

WohnGeist Tools has created a Luxury Cabinet of screwdrivers and wrenches, saws and hammers, drills and files, pliers and pry bars, all mounted neatly inside an elegant pear wood cabinet you may, in turn, mount on your...

Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this holiday season...

YouCopia FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Maker

$19.99 Amazon »

Oh, Mama. Have I got a YouCopia of goodness coming your way! These FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Makers might be the best invention since the freezer itself. Do you realize you will now be able to make me, like, triple...

Savor The Vault Organizational & Keepsake Boxes

$44.95 - $164.90 Amazon »

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

Let the stealing begin! My 20 white elephant gifts for 2022 include many a snatch-worthy piece of swag. I myself believe the highlight of the collection is the 2023 Cat Balls Calendar, which should tes-tickle the whole room, and drive everyone nuts trying to seize it to stuff in their own scrotum...uh...

PowerDot 2.0 Electrical Muscle Stimulation Device

$159 - $349 Amazon »

There's a new electric muscle stimulator pod on the block! Therabody developed their PowerDot 2.0 line as a lightweight and portable solution for sore, spent, and pain-ridden athletes and fitness enthusiasts. I bet the...

Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream

$21.49 Amazon »

At first glance, Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream doesn't seem like the best gift for the holidays. Even for a white elephant party, since it's a serious product with a serious label that claims to do serious work on b.o...

E167: What Is This Thing?

$96.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 167 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

NOCO Boost X Portable Jump Starter

$338.22 Amazon »

I don't have a NOCO Boost X Portable Jump Starter, but I do have a different portable jump starter - a much cheaper, albeit less powerful one, by the way - and I gotta say, it has saved my negligent ass at least, like...

Offensive Pens Bundle Pack

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with an Offensive Pens Bundle Pack. Brought to you by the makers of Offensive Crayons, Offensive Pens come in Demotivational and Office Supplies themes, and rather than describing...

I was going to do a writeup of 22 gifts for $25 or less in 2022, but, you know. Inflation. Still, I'd say about half of those I've included here will cash you out of your shopping cart for under the $25 mark, and none of them will make you seem cheap to your recipient...

iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger

$34.99 Amazon »

There's nothing particularly funny about the iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger, I can't not show some Fozzie the Bear love after seeing the name. So here goes: the LinkPod is a 4800mAh fast-charging power bank you can stuff...

UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket

$79 - $109 Amazon »

UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...

Crescendo 2 - The Bendable Bluetooth Vibrator

$174 Mystery Vibe »

From MysteryVibe: Bring a new vibe into the bedroom - quite literally. Dubbed "The Best Sex Toy for Men and Women" by sex therapists, there are multiple reasons the bendable smart vibrator, Crescendo 2, is highly rated...

Whoa, Nellie...I mean, Nessie! It's 17 gifts that start with N! Do I expect you dudes (and ladies) to get me one them? Nah. Nope. No. Nada chance...

Realistic Human Thumb Tacks

$16.99 Etsy »

Stay organized...even if you're all thumbs with a set of Realistic Human Thumb Tacks from This Is Michie's Shop. The push pins are hand-sculpted from polymer clay, so no actual human thumbs were harmed in their making...

Mm-mm-mm, I've officially made it halfway through the alphabet in my series of gift guides that start with letters of the alphabet. Welcome to the letter M, and 21 gift ideas that make the most of this magnificent letter...

n.o.w. Tone Therapy - Yoga for Your Mind

$179 Amazon »

Want 30 minutes' worth of meditation in 3 minutes? Want it n.o.w.? Solu's New Origin Waveform Tone Therapy feels you, and hopes to make you feel better, with their n.o.w. "Yoga for Your Mind" sound-based calming, centering...

How to Read Minds 2 Kit: Ellusionist x Peter Turner

$99 - $149 Ellusionist »

The How to Read Minds 2 Kit is a collaboration between magic store Ellusionist and magic master Peter Turner that will teach anyone how to command a room. Silence skeptics. Wow friends and family. Stun Karen so hard she...

Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap

$11.19 - $15.99 Amazon »

Neon colors that glow even brighter with LEDs. Haphazard criss-crossy line design. Slap bracelet functionality. The Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is 1990s safety and visibility at your service! Don't forget the braided...

LITO Foldable Suitcase

$417 - $457 Amazon »

On the left we have Lito before Dallas Buyers Club and on the right we have Lito during filming for his Oscar-winning role. ... Bad joke? Wrong spelling of "Lito?" Yes and yes, dudes! But if this dude is anything, it's...

Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch

$24.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

The Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch is available in Olive Green, Stealth Black, and - are you ready, Mama? - Garden Party Blue. Flowered, feminine, and perfect for all the times you drop your phone...