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2Ninja CREAMi One-Pint Ice Cream Maker

Ninja CREAMi One-Pint Ice Cream Maker

$199.95 Amazon »

"CREAMi" isn't typically a word I'd use to describe a ninja, but when we're talking an ice cream maker from the skilled and stealth kitchen appliance brand, then yeah. This thing is CREAMi like a Ninja. Ready to assassinate...

Shargeek Retro 35 Mini Apple Macintosh Charger

$25 indiegogo »

The Mac Classic just never stops being...classic, does it? Shargeek's Retro 35 Mini is an obvious, albeit not obviously stated for licensing reasons, reimagining of a yesteryear Apple Macintosh into a 35W USB-C charger...

Lucky Stradley Ceramics

Too bad Mother's Day is over. One of Lucky Stradley's snotting ceramic yarn bowls (this one above is named "Witt") would have made the perfect gift for Mom...

LEGO Art Rolling Stones Tongue & Lips Logo

$149.99 LEGO »

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes...and wait 'til August 1st...you can get LEGO Art's Rolling Stones Tongue & Lips Logo set. Joining the likes of The Beatles, Star Wars Siths, Marilyn Monroe...

JYX Portable Karaoke Machine

$69.99 - $119.99 Amazon »

What's gonna be the Song of the Summer for 2022? Who cares? The only Song of the Summer for me, and the only tune I will belt to make the ladies melt on my JYX Portable Karaoke Machine, will be the Song of the Summer...

Prone Cushion

$129 - $159 Prone Cushion »

Prone Cushion, huh? They say it's the world's first cushion designed for ergonomic support while lying down, and specifically while lying on your belly reading, laptopping, or zombie-watching TikTok videos. But this "Prone...

Miller Lite Beercoal - Beer-Infused Charcoal

$11.90 Miller Lite »

How do you think Miller Lite came up with Beercoal? That's right, after enough clumsy or drunken beer spills into the Weber produced the tastiest burgers and brats ever, a beer-infused charcoal became the natural next...

Self-Watering Bottle Planter

$13 kikkerland »

I always knew pouring my leftover wine in plants would make them thrive. This self-watering Bottle Planter from Kikkerland just confirms that ferns and philodendrons love a good Cab Franc as much as I do...

ScooperDuper Folding Bench Scraper

Sold Out Amazon »

Make your food prep ScooperDuper neat and ScooperDuper easy to transfer to your pot, skillet, or bowl with Dandy's ScooperDuper folding bench scraper...

Sena R2 EVO Bluetooth & Mesh Intercom Cycling Helmet

$199 Amazon »

Mesh better with your fellow cyclists, or ignore them in favor of listening to an audiobook on your ride, with Sena's R2 EVO, a road cycling helmet with a Mesh Intercom system and Bluetooth connectivity for smartphones...

Arcade Cabinet Cat House

$39.99 Amazon »

Whoa. Talk about an augmented reality arcade game. These cats aren't just 3D, they're eerily lifelike, from their bright eyes to their swishing tails to their fur that...actually feels like fur! Holy...oh. Wait. These...

Eames x Reebok Classic Leather Shoes

$120 Reebok »

Anyone gonna talk about the elephants in the room? More specifically, the elephants on your feet? The Eames Elephant is just one style of Reebok's forthcoming Classic Leather Shoe collaboration with the iconic design...

CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights

$17.99 - $39.99 CHIGIH »

I stuck some CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, no joke, I heard...

Jean Shorts Swim Trunks

$20.99 Amazon »

Cool off with some hot pants. Daisy Duke's got nothing on these Jean Shorts Swim Trunks. More like swim briefs, really, as the faux denim suit is ready to show off your sweet ass and your formidable junk with equal skin...

Lexon Peas USB Hub

$29.90 Amazon »

Lexon made a USB Hub in honor of my favorite vegetable! OK, maybe my second favorite vegetable. If the Lexon Peas USB Hub had been the Lexon Green Beans USB Hub instead, I really would have shot my wad! But peas are an...

Nyx IN16 Nixie Tube Watch

$369 - $379 Kickstarter »

Nyx describes their IN16 Nixie Tube Watch as a "retro-looking futuristic...trend that never fades." Having been at my Dudely duties now for 10 years, I have to say, I completely agree. What is it about these Cold-War-era...

E145: What Is This Thing?

$21.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 145 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Microwave Rice Cooker Mug

$36.45 Amazon »

This microwaveable Rice Cooker Mug is a terrific idea for people who want just a single serving of rice, and don't want to spend the time cooking it on the stovetop. Or buy an electric rice cooker. Or use pre-cooked frozen...

ABananaCover Naked Feeling Boxer Briefs

$14.99 Amazon »

ABananaCover might not be as sexy as a banana hammock, but these naked feeling boxer briefs sure look a helluva lot more comfortable 'round back than the flossy fabric of a thong wedged between my butt cheeks. And made...

Living Childfree Decals, T-Shirts & Mugs

$4.49 - $29.99 Etsy »

Who's ready for some DINK humor? Etsy shop Living Childfree's decals, T-shirts, and mugs join the contemporary American phenomenon of expressing one's every belief, contention, and sentiment on a clever sticker, piece...

SpeedyJig Plus Paracord Bracelet & Monkey Fist Kit

$33.99 Amazon »

You could give Dad a paracord survival bracelet or a monkey fist for Father's Day this year. Orrr you could give him this SpeedyJig Plus paracord bracelet and monkey fist kit, and let him make one for himself. ... And...

Oceanus Brass Cablelaid Cordage Tool

$35 - $55 Kickstarter »

Where there's muck, there's brass. Plastic muck, and Oceanus Brass, to be specific. The Oceanus Brass Cablelaid is a cordage tool and on-demand recycling companion that breaks down plastic bottle waste into yards and...

re:Mix Use-Your-Own-Jars Sustainable Blender

$210 - $263 Open Funk »

The re:Mix blender is here to add "blender container" to the long list of ways my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has come up with to use mason jars. The use-your-own-jars blender's clever integration of them might even...