Gear

Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen

$160 JetPens »

All the third place finishers out there, have I got a Kaweco Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen for you! The ballpoint is part of a limited edition series for the German brand, which also includes fountain and rollerball pens...

Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler

$22 Amazon »

Nothing pairs better with White Claw than Betty White Claw. That is, a side of Betty White, national treasure, flipping the bird. The Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler gives us that, and a whole lot more, in a double-walled...

elago iPod Shuffle AirTag Case

$10.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

elago introduces Apple from The Day to Apple from To Day once again with their iPod Shuffle AirTag Case. Like the Mac Classic AirPods case, the AirTag Case is made of flexible silicone and fashioned to look like a very...

TheraBody SmartGoggles for Sleep, Stress & Pain Relief

$199 Amazon »

No VR worlds lie behind TheraBody's SmartGoggles - unless that's where you go in your dreams. This high-tech headset is built to take you only to Sleep Land, plus the pockets leading up to and in between it, using proprietary...

The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way

$19.99 Amazon »

Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...

Pavashot PenShot Self Defense Pen Launcher

$149 Amazon »

Havashot at the Pavashot PenShot, and sendashot towards a human or animal attacker up to 30' away. The launching of Pavashot's proprietary PAVA aerosol powder will even expose a jagged-edged ring at the end of the self...

Thor's Hammer Mug

$25.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

Hammer out your quarterly road map with a Thor's Hammer Mug of coffee at the office, and then put the hammer to some pints with a Thor's Hammer Mug (or four) of beer during happy hour after. The Thor's Hammer Mug is quite...

Xiem Studio Art Bag

$45.92 Amazon »

Tell me you're artsy fartsy without telling me you're artsy fartsy. The Xiem Studio Art Bag is specially designed for potters, artists, and art students to store all of their tools, paints, putties, glazes, clays, and...

Xanax Candle

$24.95 Amazon »

The Xanax Candle, while most obviously a gag gift or white elephant party offering, does endeavor to provide some anxiety relief like its namesake. OK, fine. Maybe not like its namesake, per se, but whatever level of...

Grab Shell Morphing Keyboard

$299 - $399 Grab Shell »

I'll fold him and hold him and flatten him...and kiss him and love him and squeeze him and call him George. No! I'll call him Grab Shell. The morphing keyboard you can lift and grip to type, or lay flat, in 3 separate...

Luggage Cup Holder

$15.99 - $18.99 Amazon »

You'll never be totally hands-free at the airport, but a Luggage Cup Holder can reduce the number of hands you need to carry and juggle your suitcase, shoulder bag, phone, coffee and bagel, and the ID you just dropped...

WEHEAD Spatial Communication Display

$1,555 - $4,555 WEHEAD »

And for my next Zoom meeting, I will be...Johnny 5 from Short Circuit! The WEHEAD spatial communication display is a gadget that robotifies your face, and gives you a physical presence when you dial in remote to meetings...

Klein Bottle

$48 Etsy »

The Klein Bottle claims to be "the closest you'll get to a 4D object in our universe," and while I don't really understand what that means, I'll make a note to ask the Bing AI Chatbot about it later. What interests me...

P*ssy Pipe

$22.12 Etsy »

I'd hit that. The P*ssy Pipe from ceramic smoking pipe shop Fajni Fajky isn't just lit and smokin' hot, it's ready to be lit and smoked hot...

Oscoda Flat Nose DIY Knife Making Kit

$30 Etsy »

Check out my new Oscoda Flat Nose Knife. Smithed by mine own hands. ... Nah, just kidding. I'm pretty sure Andrew St. Peter made the one you see here, because if I had, its namesake flat nose would definitely be either...

Moonwalkers - Walk at Running Speed

$1,399 Shift Robotics »

Moonwalkers? Hmmm. Well, these shoes that claim to make you walk at running speed definitely have the "moon" part right - they make your feet look like they're donning a big ol' pair of moon boots. The aesthetic doesn't...

BusyBox S Smart Sign

$129 - $149 BusyBox »

BusyBox says their BusyBox S Smart Sign "works. So you can work." Or record your music. Or stream your podcast. Or tell everyone you're masturbating without telling them you're masturbating...

Advanced Tools Warning Sticker

$3.65 Etsy »

Now what is this Warning telling me? Something about tools? Let's see here... Warning: These tools are too advanced for your skill level. Please stick with...Fisher Price? What? Fisher Price? What does that - hey! That's...

Tablet Chest Harness

$69.95 Amazon »

I'm pretty sure READYACTION's Tablet Chest Harness is intended for people who do a lot of work standing and moving about. Contractors and real estate agents, utility and warehouse workers, event organizers, coaches, all...

Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank

$14.98 Etsy »

The Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank is a good one for anyone to pull on...anyone but you. Within 30 seconds of plugging this tiny USB PCB into any computer running Windows 11 and below, the system's mouse will be...

Flipping the Bird Trophy

Tell me without telling me you'd like me to F off. That's the essence of this otherwise handsome Bird Trophy - no, Flipping the Bird Trophy - from Uncommon Goods...

Hapi Air Birthday Candle Blower

$9.99 Amazon »

There's always been a general, vague awareness that when people blow out the candles on their birthday cakes, everyone who subsequently eats a piece of those cakes will also be eating droplets of the birthday boy or girl's...

Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein

$14.97 - $25 Amazon »

Would you beer my Valentine? With a Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein in hand, that's the question I'm most hoping to hear from my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power this Valentine's Day...

Mother Earth's Plantasia - An Album for Houseplants

$9.49 - $48.88 Amazon »

If Mother Earth's Plantasia, an actual album recorded with 10 actual songs for houseplants, sounds like some hippie dippie stuff from the 70s, well. That's because Mother Earth's Plantasia is indeed some hippie dippie...