Gear

iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger

$34.99 Amazon »

There's nothing particularly funny about the iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger, I can't not show some Fozzie the Bear love after seeing the name. So here goes: the LinkPod is a 4800mAh fast-charging power bank you can stuff...

Shargeek See-Through Portable Charger

$229 Amazon »

I see what you're doing here, Shargeek. I mean, it's hard not to with the see-through shell around your STORM2 portable power bank revealing all its inner workings and charging capabilities...

NEIKO 4-In-1 Folding Utility Knife

$11.99 Amazon »

The NEIKO 4-In-1 Folding Utility Knife reminds me that even though multi-tools aren't all the rage like they were circa 2015 when Leatherman debuted their Tread, they can still be solid pieces of EDC with, as their name...

NReal Air AR Glasses

$379 Amazon »

They're not unreal, they're NReal. They're not virtual reality, they're augmented reality. NReal Air AR Glasses aren't a bunch of fake shit, they're a bunch of real shit...with a bunch of fake shit sprinkled in to make...

Wallet-Sized Phone Tripod

$29.95 Amazon »

The perfect Instagram post or TikTok video is just a wallet-sized phone tripod away. This ultra-thin, 0.4-ounce phone stand and positioner is a piece of pocket EDC for snapshot snappers and footage fiends of all kinds...

Wooden Alien Skull Phone Stand

$145.35 Etsy »

Vadim, woodworker and maker of this Wooden Alien Skull Phone Stand, calls his handmade creation "charming." Ha! Not the "-ing" descriptor I would have gone with over "chilling," "disturbing," or possibly for die-hard...

Cake Topper Shot Glasses

$20 Amazon »

The only thing better than a tres leches cake is quatro tequilas on top of it. These Cake Topper Shot Glasses see your fluffy yellow sponges layered with rich buttercream icing, and raise you, well, a hearty nip of liquor...

ROVERLUND Airline Compliant Pet Carrier & Car Seat

$149 - $159 Amazon »

ROVERLUND says their award-winning pet carriers, airline compliant for in-cabin travel, and multi-tasking as car seats and mobile dog / cat beds, come in sizes Small and Large. But really they come in sizes Small and...

The Key 83mm Conical Burr Electric Grinder

$1,999 Weber Workshops »

The Key to the perfect cup of coffee or espresso is an 83mm conical burr electric grinder that costs $2,000. At least according to Weber Workshops. But they would say that, being the cats who designed and engineered The...

BALMUDA The Speaker

$399 Amazon »

BALMUDA The Speaker is BALMUDA's much-anticipated follow-up to BALMUDA The...Toaster? Huh. Who knew the experts on steaming bread into toast were also experts on acoustics? Wonder what paradoxical method BALMUDA uses...

Cloth Capsule Glasses Cleaning Cloth & Holder

Now I like the idea of a Cloth Capsule to hold a glasses cleaning cloth at the forever ready on my keychain or backpack, because lenses smudged with sunscreen and greased slick with sweat both impair my vision, and make...

Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger

$199.99 Zens »

Don't you worry, Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger, I see you. I do. I see you on the outside and, thanks to your transparent tempered glass surface, I see the 16 copper charging coils you got on the inside...

Sirius P5 Sci-Fi Earbuds with Interchangeable Cases

$89.95 Gravastar »

GravaStar has some Sirius sci-fi and Sirius cyberpunk for audiophiles in their Sirius P5 Earbuds. The company says it's the first to offer interchangeable cases to house and charge wireless buds, and their debut line's...

Butt Be Dry Portable Waterproof Seat

$19.99 Amazon »

Nothin' like sittin' on a wet stadium seat, picnic bench, or muddy slab of ground. Especially when the wetness really starts permeating your skin and making your butt itchy. Numb and itchy if it's cold out! And now here...

The Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer

$45 Etsy »

Is it weird to say whatever this Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer is puking up looks delicious? What is that, a Grasshopper cocktail? Maybe some sort of liquid key lime pie? As long as it doesn't taste like the vomit...

Outlery Portable & Collapsible Cutlery Set

$59.99 Amazon »

Outlery's portable and collapsible cutlery sets remind me of a fun fact about myself: I can be anywhere, at any time, and suddenly start singing in my head the words, All I wanna do is eat some food to the tune of Sheryl...

Double Ring Pry Bar

$54.99 Etsy »

This Double Ring Pry Bar from Teale Designs looks awesome! Kind of like a smashed C&B, wherein the testicles have both shifted to one side under the weight of the steamroller, or your angry ex-girlfriend, or whatever...

Giant Charcuterie Boards

$500 - $1,500 Etsy »

Forget Arby's, ye who have one of these giant charcuterie boards are ye who have the meats. And the cheese. And the nuts. And hopefully the complementary dried fruits and tasty jams. Kristopher Kirkpatrick handmade the...

Kindle Scribe for Reading & Writing

$339.99 - $419.99 Amazon »

Highlight by hand, take notes, and doodle on your eBooks with Amazon's new Kindle Scribe, an eReader that also lets you eWrite "as naturally as you do on paper."...

Pumpkin Scraper Glove

$15.99 Amazon »

When you're sittin' on the lawn, and the pumpkin lid is gone / Be a man, use your hand, Pumpkin Scraper Glove!...

Halo Rise Sleep Tracker, Wake-up Light & Smart Alarm

$139.99 Amazon »

Interesting to wake up this morning to news of Amazon's Halo Rise - wake up the old-fashioned way, from a cat walking across my face, not via a sunrise-simulating wake-up light or smart alarm. And certainly with no hard...

Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit

$24.99 Amazon »

These jacks are stacked. The Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit invites dudes and ladies young and old to "up your pumpkin display to another level" with their 8-piece set of pumpkin carving tools and jack-o-lantern...

LINNER Nova Bluetooth Hearing Aids for Talk & TV

$179 - $219 LINNER »

Most Bluetooth earbuds help dudes and ladies tune the world out, but LINNER's Nova Bluetooth earbuds help them tune it in. The LINNER Nova is a set of Bluetooth hearing aids that enhance and filter the sounds of voices...

Miracle Melting Witch - Melts Again & Again

$15.99 Amazon »

The Miracle Melting Witch will get you, my pretty...or at least she'll say she'll get you, my pretty, as she melts down into a green-and-black blob with a broomstick again and again...