16 Cool Gifts for Men in 2020

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore a hole through an apple and make a pipe out of that too.)

The Serpent-01 and Serpent-01H Water Pipes from Space-X bring as much visual interest to the smoking experience as they do "the smoothest hit on earth*." (*But probably can't compete with the heavens, which I hear have both pipes and weeds that are truly divine.) Both versions have a percolator design engineered with CFD-tested thermodynamic principles to cool incoming smoke and make sure the taste of your bud or wax is as pure and authentic entering your lungs as it is growing in the Garden.

Rochan-bo you for first go with this gnarly-looking slingshot, Cornelius. Rochan calls their namesake slingshot a "professional outdoor catapult" and launches its description with, "First, this slingshot...is not a toy. ... It has the capacity to seriously maim or worse." Hmmm.

On second thought, Cornelius, you go ahead and try out the Rochan Slingshot first.

The Rochan Slingshot was designed as a legit, and superior, small animal hunting and target practice tool. It has an infrared sight and laser flashlight for pinpointing targets, and is made with a stainless steel frame, aluminum alloy aiming device, and ergonomic wooden handle.

My first thought when I saw the Woodcut Memory Game was, Holy crap, I couldn't even match cards covered in cross-sections of trees if they were all right-side up! Flipped over, forcing players to remember both the grain patterns and where they lay in the game grid, that sounded impossible. Worse than a Clemens Habicht's Color Puzzle.

But if you take a gander at a few of the Woodcut Memory Game's cards, you'll see it's not so bad. Most of the cuts stand out - and hopefully imprint in the mind - with unique shapes, colors, and presentations in print, and only a few of them appear as full-bleed prints. I mean, I probably still couldn't get any matches right, but the dude you're shopping for, he can do it!

The Estwing Machete with its saw-back blade brings us a lifehack in all senses of the word. Literally, this bad boy will hack away all the shizit in your life - from blackberry bushes overtaking the backyard to kindling-ripe branches encroaching your campsite clearing. Estwing says the machete is even game for some game butchering.

And figuratively, with its piggybacking saw blade, the Estwing Machete provides the little lifehack of condensing 2 valuable outdoor tools into one. Bonus: unlike the Omniblade machete, it also does it in a way much less likely to sever one of your own limbs along with those of your overgrown trees.