17 Gifts for the Random People at the End of Your List

A great gift for the kid of a friend you're not really friends with anymore because they had a kid, or some rugrat you're not really sure how you're related to that just always seems to show up on Christmas morning. You don't know what kids are into these days, and you especially don't know what this kid is into, but you're pretty sure all kids are into Lucky Charms always, and they're especially into the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms. Well, voila!. A whole box of Just Magical Cereal Marshmallows.

Everyone could use an ice scraper! Unless they live in a warm climate, in which case maybe they could use it for...oh, who cares? You just want to be done shopping already!

So named for being fast, smart, and easy, The Better Ice Scraper has an ergonomic grip design that eliminates hand and wrist strain, and can both chip and clear ice in the same back-and-forth motion. That gives it its "fast" designation, and is due to a set of teeth on one side and a smooth blade on the other, both of which maintain constant contact with your windshield surface. The frost blade also uses maker Better Stuff's Shape Shifting Technology, so it can conform to the shape of any auto window for more efficient clearing.

I thought of a jingle for the pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they feeding you? Or maybe more like: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they not eating themselves that's sitting and decomposing on your shelves, creating expensive food waste and an onslaught of odors that could kill a dead guy every time someone opens your door?

Yeah, I think definitely the second one has more of a jingle earworm vibe to it.

The pureAir FRIDGE is a rechargeable gadget that uses ionization and activated oxygen (ozone) technologies to reduce ethylene gas emissions from decaying food. This both keeps produce fresher for up to 3 times longer, and eliminates the impurities and stench that accompany it when it starts to rot.

Aside from the fact that the Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper looks as much like a nutsack as it does a peanut...or maybe because of it... have you ever seen a better gift for your father-in-law or hipster-beard boss?

This 2-in-1 Watermelon Fork and Slicer is the fruitiest thing you'll see all year. Maybe even 3 years counting, given it's been a minute since the Windmill Watermelon Slicer made its own fruity splash.

Scrub-a-dub-dub and tickle-tickle your way to Squeaky Clean Feet with the brand's Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes. I haven't tried them, but I gotta say, it looks like no detail was spared in their design.

Soft, "yet firm and flexible" scrubbing bristles line the entire interior of the Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes, from sole to heel counter to arch. Additionally, the footbed is lined with a series of massage mounds, individually and distinctly nubby and warted themselves, Squeaky Clean Feet says target pressure points in the foot to improve circulation along with cleansing, exfoliating, and sloughing off dead skin. The bottoms of the Shower Shoes are covered in little suction cups to prevent you from slipping and eating tile while minding your foot hygiene.

Don't worry, no grandpas were harmed in the making of Lucas' Papaw Ointment. In fact, the do-it-all skin treatment contains no grandpa parts at all, just natural, antibacterial, antimicrobial, Queensland-grown papaya, or papaw as they call it in Australia.

Aussie doctor T.P. Lucas developed his Papaw Ointment in 1906, claiming its namesake fruit to be the "finest natural medicine yet discovered." Both his sentiment and his formula have endured, with Lucas' Papaw Ointment still lauded today for its effectiveness as a topical application for everything from chapped lips to bug bites to burns (sun and other) to dermatitis and eczema.

The Yukon Glory Burger Serving Set, it's an extravagance, indeed, but a fat-beef-patty-with-melty-cheese extravagance well worth it when you need a gift for your favorite foodie...or your least favorite person on your shopping list, who also happens to be a foodie.

And annoyingly so, all talkin' 'bout the cassoulet, and Timballo Alberoni, and Momofuku bo ssam they "usually" eat, and how "quaint" this holiday dinner of a "simple" turkey and "Midwest" sides your mama spent 3 days preparing is.

Anyway, Yukon Glory has even included a stainless steel mesh basket for french fries, tots, or onion rings (or all 3!), a slate plate for the meaty masterpiece, and a coupla condiment bowls, each secured for carry in perfectly sized cutouts made in the acacia wood board serving tray.

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that are harder to pinpoint with pain using a floor roller.

The Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag knows exactly what it's doing naming itself the Ballsak. And I'm here for it, even though I don't have any cue balls, billiard balls, pool balls, or really any balls but the two permanently attached to my person that I need to take with me wherever I go. Does some sad (ball)sack on your list?

If so, may I present the World's Best Cue Ball Case!

The Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch is available in Olive Green, Stealth Black, and - are you ready, ladies? - Garden Party Blue. Flowered, feminine, and perfect for all the times you drop your phone in the toilet.

The IPX8 certified Floating Phone Pouch is also good for people who enjoy watersports, snorkeling, sailing, and hanging at the pool. In addition to fully protecting your electronic 5th limb to depths of 3.3', Pelican has used transparent TPU material "exclusively made for delicate touch and response" on key areas of its Marine Series Pouch, so you'll have full access to your screen, camera, and side buttons. Never miss a shot of a turtle humping a crab, or sacrifice the ability to text it to all your friends, and post to TikTok within seconds, again!