Dude's Must See Products for January 2022

Who's up for a little downward dog...gy style? These Crotchless Yoga Pants from Cherry ChiChi proudly describe themselves as "yoga pants for sex." Just in case there was any confusion, or a moment's thought that they could be anything else. So congrats, all you upward horndogs and kids eager to try plow-her pose, your prayers have been answered. I guess.

Just seems to me if you wanted to incorporate yoga and sex, you wouldn't bother with Crotchless Yoga Pants, or any clothes at all. Naked sexy yoga sounds way more erotic than than cotton-spandex blend with one tiny access hole at the crotchal region sexy yoga to me.

I hope you're ready to have a seat, because these 15 stunning sculptural chair designs are going to knock you off your feet.

If not their looks and engineering, then certainly their price tags.

Keep your to-go bags from to-going all over your car with BAGO, an adjustable clip that secures to your glovebox at one end, and a variety of takeout and grocery bags with a metal clamp at the other.

BAGO creator Dan Stevenson got the idea for his glovebox-mounted bag clip while he was sitting at a stoplight, covered in shredded cheese and carnitas. Just kidding. About the runaway taco fillings, that is. But as someone who, like most of us, had experienced many bags of food and supplies either going ass over teakettle off the passenger seat, or just spilling over sideways from the car floor, BAGO seemed like a great solution for keeping them right side up during turns, stops, and accelerations.

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?

For those who aren't familiar with it, diatomaceous earth is the crushed-up, broken-down, accumulated remains of fossilized aquatic organisms called diatoms. Diatom skeletons are made of silica, and when they mix with oxygen and water, they form silicon dioxide. Silicon dioxide has been proven to kill pests, so diatomaceous earth has been an ingredient in many pesticides since the 60s.

You can also buy diatomaceous earth as a food supplement and eat it. No joke, dude! You can use it to kill roaches, or put it in a smoothie to cleanse your digestive tract, lower your cholesterol, and promote hair growth. Apparently, it makes a great homemade deodorant or toothpaste too. And, of course, don't forget to buy yourself a Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat.

The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who is disabled, injured, elderly, or suffering from chronic pain. Developed by Labrador Systems, the Labrador Retriever is a smart, mobile assistant designed to help with daily activities, and enable people to live more independently.

The Retriever functions as a grabber, a holder, a carrier - basically an extra pair of hands with a strong-like-ox body that can bring items within reach, and move heavy or cumbersome loads around the house. Examples include delivering meals and medications, carrying laundry and packages, and moving daily necessities from the bedroom to the living room to the kitchen, and back.

"Lukos, I am your backer." That's what this 32:9 ultra-wide 4K HD mini monitor hopes you'll say, and become, as soon as you read about the iMax-level movie and content display, immersive gaming experiences, and even work and productivity enhancement it provides. The Lukos Monitor is running a crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter thorough February 3, 2022.

From joyrides to rescues, MTT electric all terrain utility vehicles are on track to becoming the coolest off-road enabler I've seen since the Track N Go. And, yeah, I mean that literally.

MTT ATVs barrel up and down trails, and charge through ice, snow, sand, mud, rivers, and undergrowth on a burly 154" long track instead of wheels. They're built to tow a trailer or sled, carrying either riders or loads of up to 3,200 pounds on level ground, and 1,000 pounds off-road.

Vessel's Helix one-hitter has some serious drip. And since I'm pretty sure no one in the generation that made up the slang term "drip" will be reading this, but probably some Gen Z parents will, that means the dry herb pipe has a cool, sexy style. Now, grab some weed and a Helix, go take a puff in front of your kids, and tell them, no cap, your bud is the GOAT and your pipe is drippin', periodt.

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!

The Building Brick Waffle Maker is an electric unit with nonstick cooking griddles segmented to make 14 brick-shaped waffles per bake. The set also comes with a pair of 10 x 13 construction plates for stabilizing and stacking your breakfast creations, and each plate includes a couple of syrup reservoirs for waffle brick dunking.

Life: it's a whole mood. Which is to say it's a mashup of all the moods. Here, I've picked out 20 of them, and paired them with a gift, a product that either exemplifies the mood and the feelings that come with it, or a product that endeavors to change a bad mood, help make it better. Maybe you know someone going through a mood who could use a pick-me-up. Or maybe you're in the mood to buy some moody gifts for yourself. Either way, you're in the right place.

Who never wants to sleep again? These bedding sets depicting some of our worst fears and phobias are here to make it happen! Think of them as dreams nightmares come true.