Dude's Must See Products for March 2021
March 2021 marked the 1-year anniversary of my working from home. Working out out from home. Working not to go crazy from staying at home. It's been a long year. But one thing that hasn't changed is Dude's must see products for March 2021. Well, for any month, really. Before COVID, during COVID, after COVID, you dudes have been consistent in what you like. Cars, sex, and Star Wars. Smoking weed and playing games. The only new entry I've started to see in Dude's must see product roundups in recent times is plants.
You dudes - and ladies - love you some houseplants.
Here they are, Dude's must see products for March 2021.
E87: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) It will help you make good picks; 2) You'll have it under your thumb in no time; 3) Use it when you want to nip it in the bud.
The Best Gifts I've Ever Given My Wife, Part 2
It's been not even 2 years since I first wrote about the best gifts I've ever given my wife. So in one way, it seems crazy that I would have compiled a whole, 11-strong list of the best gifts I've ever given my wife, part 2 in such a short time. But in another way, I think it just goes to show what a wonderful, and giving, husband I am. Especially during the tumultuous, depressing, and generally hideous year that was 2020. It was my honor to do whatever I could to present some bright spots and pockets of joy in the form of brown paper packages tied up with string to my wife and personal superhero, She-Ra: Princess of Power's life.
And, yeah OK fine, the nature of my job also means I get sent a lot of free shit.
The All-in Wonder Mount
The All-in Wonder Mount by Mount Genie is a space-saving, decluttering nylon and Velcro strap that...I'm sorry, but heh-heh, heh-heh, they said, All-in Wonder Mount, Beavis. And Mount Genie. Heh-heh, heh-heh. I'll have to ask my wife later if she wants an All-in Wonder Mount wish granted from the Mount Genie that is this guy.
So anyway, what is this product? Do I even care now that I have its hump-diddly-umptious innuendo to play with in my head all day?
Alright, alright, the All-in Wonder Mount is a commercial-grade mobile bracketing system, made largely for the electronics used by contractors and military personnel, but also happy to serve anyone who wants to temporarily mount, or rotate items they have mounted, in a specific spot on the wall.
Bunny Ear Succulents
All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending egg and bunny season, Monilaria obconica could make the perfect gift for your favorite green thumb, or addition to your family's Easter baskets.
Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster
Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up.
The Gel Blaster's pellets, called "Gellets," aren't just safe for shooters, targets, and the environment. And they don't just fire from the blaster up to 100 feet at a rate of 150 feet per second. And they aren't just available in electric blue and Gatorade orange so you can designate and clearly delineate battle squads. Gellets' shining - or rather, splattering - feature is that they burst upon impact. They say it doesn't hurt, or stain, or make a mess. But it does make a nice thwap! and a squirt! wherever it hits.
Galaxy Grill - TIE Fighter BBQ
Ladies and gentlemen of the Empire, when your swarm of TIE Fighters fails to help you become masters of the galaxy, grab some charcoal and a pair of tongs, and allow them to help you become masters of the Galaxy Grill instead.
A portable BBQ...sculpture might be the best word for it...modeled after a Star Wars TIE Fighter, the Galaxy Grill burns charcoal or wood in its belly to cook up your favorite Imperial meals in a variety of ways up top. Use the grill's iron grate for standard BBQing, or remove it and add a spit to roast your meat over an open flame. You can also place a dry or oil-filled pot / pan on the grill for frying, or use the Galaxy Grill's pot adapter to do some kettle cooking.
Personalized LEGO Minifigure
LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted into a sandstone material head with a 5mm diameter hole on the bottom. A hole in your head you need, for once, because it will allow you to snap your LEGO self onto any standard LEGO minifigure body out there. Cowboy, firefighter, superhero, Chandler Bing, George Costanza, you name it.
Dragon Scale Gauntlets
Who on earth needs a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? No wait, let me rephrase that: who on earth doesn't need a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? Especially a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets so striking. So detailed, and...3D, and...red. (You can get the scales in orange, green, purple, blue, white, or black too.)
Canoo EV Pickup Truck
I wouldn't mind some Canoo-dling in - or, to be honest, even with - the Canoo EV Pickup Truck. This newest addition to Canoo's line of "purpose-built electric vehicles," the Canoo Pickup Truck will feature a 200-mile range and (supposed) instant acceleration with 550 lb-ft of torque. Its 6' utility truck bed fold down pretty much around the entire perimeter for easy loading and unloading of up to 1,800 pounds of materials and equipment. There is also a 2' pull-out extension to give you a little more bed space.
Things get even more fun 'n' funky at the front of the Canoo Pickup Truck, where a folding panel reveals additional storage, plus work space. The panel serves as a desktop or counter eating area, with a row of standard electrical and USB outlets running along the back.
10 "I Dare You" Gifts
Let me explain what I mean by 10 "I dare you" gifts. These are items either inherently weird / funny / gross, or that I've come up with something weird / funny / gross to do with so that you can present a gift to your recipient with a challenge. I dare you to eat this. I dare you to wear this. I dare you to place this near your genitals. You get the idea.
Just a little way to fight boredom, keep things interesting between family and friends. Roll your eyes at the concept if you like, but you know you want to check these products out. No? Go on. I dare you.
Pipe in the 80s and have yourself a little retro Session. In March, Session Goods issued their sleek and discreet Session Pipe in 3 sleek and not-so-discreet 80s retrowave colors. The handheld Pipe retains its smooth, modern aesthetic - a 2.5mm-thick glass form, tinted black, and tapered into a cone - but pairs it up with perfectly fitted silicone carry sleeves that pop in Paradise Yellow, Horizon Orange, and Moonlight Purple.
Lucky charms for your strain of Lucky Charms.
Astrosex: Have the Best Sex According to Your Star Sign
I have so many sexy questions about The Astrosex Series. The first one is obvious: do I want to have the best sex according to my star sign? Well I'm no president of the Astrology Fan Club, but if by "best sex" Astrosex actually means, "best sex", then you bet your Pisces I want to have the best sex according to my star sign.
Glass Symphony Hand-Blown Glass Spiders
My Spidey Sense tells me Glass Symphony's hand-blown glass spiders are even more of a sight - or a fright - to behold in person than they are in these photos. And the photos alone are doing a pretty good job of simultaneously dazzling me and making my skin crawl.
Moss Carpet - Living Bath Mat
Ahhh, the Moss Carpet reminds me of waking at dawn in a cloud forest, creeping across the rich and vibrant green vegetation of its cushioned floor, the beating heart of nature tickling my feet. Yeah. Either that, or being a giant in a Tolkien story who storms a village of hobbits and crushes them all between his toes.
Designed by Nection Studio, the Moss Carpet is a bath mat made of live forest moss. As awesome as it looks, and as glorious as the tactile sensation of stepping onto nature's pillows will surely be, those attributes might not even be the Moss Carpet's coolest. That award goes to its engineering and assembly, which allow you to water the Moss Carpet simply by bathing and stepping on it.
Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper
Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally you'd tell someone, "Dude, your breath smells like barf," and they would immediately go brush their teeth in humiliation, here we have the item serving to eliminate the vomit scent - the toothpaste - simulating vomit itself. Vomit spewing from the mouth of the most adorable creature in the galaxy.