Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with V

VibeRider says its controller box and stimulator were designed to fit on any motorcycle and inside any motorcycle seat. Once in place, riders have the option of letting their driving do the pulsing - the more you rev, the more intense the vibration - or using a built-in push button that bypasses the synchronization. The magic button sends the VibeRider straight to max power mode, and keeps it there as long you hold it down. Either way, it's Ladies, start your mO!tors.

Downside Alert: either way too, at least one of your hands is going to be required up front, limiting your ability to take part in her mO!torin'.

These Vintage Bookshelf Board Games from WS Game Company are, to quote the late, great Chris Farley, awesome! I mean, have a gander yourself. Vintage Monopoly folded and packed up all tidy to look like a book: awesome! Circa 1948 Scrabble board, tiles, racks, and scorecard built and bookified: awesome! Chutes & Ladders - Chutes & Ladders, dudes! - packaged in a linen-wrapped bookshelf case with all components and graphics inspired by the OG 1979 edition: AWESOME!

In all, WS Game Company has taken 12 original board games from our, our parents', our grandparents', and, in the case of Chess, our ancestors' childhoods, and turned them into display-ready "books" that will look dashing on any shelf.

Leave your enemies be, and hack up the ones you love with this Viking Pizza Cutting Axe. And by the ones you love, of course I mean the Sausage Supremes, the Margheritas, the Veggie Lovers, and the Pepperonis.

Welp, it's better than having a viper around your neck. This Viper Ring turns the Mangshan pit viper into a beautiful, formidable piece of jewelry. Its head sits atop your finger, while its body, er, snakes around either side to hold the ring in place. Designer Coppertist.Wu made the deliberate design decision to coil the snake's body without fusing it at the bottom so there is some adjustability even between set sizes.

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill." ... Yeah, she'll definitely like it if I use those exact words....

The VoChill personal wine chiller is a pedestal with a stemmed glass holder - an admittedly kinda big and unwieldy pedestal with a stemmed glass holder - the latter of which is lined with a thermal solution. The glass holder portion, called the "Chill Cradle," detaches from the VoChill base for freezing between uses. When set in place and paired with a wine glass, it can actively chill one or more glasses of wine for over an hour inside, or up to 45 minutes in the shade when it's hot outside.

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles of self-care now, and...anyone want to send me a Valiryo Body Dryer?

Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule up to walk, hike, or bike. For travelers and commuters schlepping backpacks, the VentaPak also helps prevent your shirt from devolving into a sweat-soaked mess as you work your way to your destination.

The Vaportini is a glass globe-and-funnel contraption straight out of the Real Genius chem lab. It gassifies alcohol into a breathable cloud of intoxication. Instant intoxication. Calorie-free intoxication. Yes, I agree. The Vaportini is both the best and worst culinary invention ever created.

Each kit includes a glass globe, metal ring, plastic funnel, glass straw, and candle. You'll supply your own alcohol to vaporize, choosing from any of your favorite distilled delights, as long as they're 80 proof or higher.

One time I knew this girl who was a regular blood donor, and apparently if you're a regular blood donor the blood bank pesters you to donate even more blood, and so whenever they would call she'd look at her caller ID and say, "Oh, it's the vampires again." I thought it was kind of funny she called the blood bank vampires. Similarly, I think it's kind of funny that someone made these screw extraction tools and named them Vampliers. As in, pliers that clamp down on rusty, stripped, jammed, or tamper-proof screws, and don't stop sucking 'til they pop out dead.

Made from carbon steel produced by Kobe Steel of Japan, Vampliers are fitted with a combination of vertical and horizontal serrations to establish a strong bite, maintain grip during the extraction process, and prevent slippage.