Valentine's Day Gifts For Your Boyfriend Under $25

Now here's a nifty way to put fanboy-friends in the mood. SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra for "Star Wars fans with a slightly twisted sense of humor."

As the book's cover suggests, the Star Wars Kama Sutra is largely a photographic compilation of Star Wars action figures getting down and dirty in ancient Hindu (plus some brand new, physically unachievable 21st century) sex positions. Herder has given all of the Star Wars action figures he's personally collected over the years--even Jar Jar Binks--a role in his explicit acts and roleplaying games. Each scene is titled, with choice selections ranging from "Luke Warm" and "The XXX Wing" to "Han Shot First" and "Two Girls, One Cup...of Bantha Milk." Herder wraps up his tribute with some Star Wars Kama Sutra haikus.

Tell him from this day forward, he can have a foot massage Whenever. He. Wants.

Kkika's Rotating Acupressure Slippers are designed to take the place of needles, fingers, and elbows in the treatment of meridian line blockage in the feet. Kkika says wearing them provides a deep foot massage that is good for circulation, and can help reduce pain associated with leg cramps, arthritis, back pain, and headaches. They also say wearing the slippers hurts like a mother. Nearly 100% of firsthand reviewers agree.

So tell him to start out slowly to get used to the shoes, working from a couple minutes up to 10 minutes a session. Kkika points out the level of discomfort wearers feel initially is typically directly proportional to how much they need the treatment. Once feet acclimate to 10+ minutes of wear, they should be able to wear the slippers for hours.

Author Master Sugoi has also achieved respected paper artist status flipping and creasing classical figures, animals, and geometric designs, but Pornogami ranks as his most innovative work, and has obviously enjoyed the most sales. By about 1,000,000:1, I'd guess. Here's what the publisher has to say about Sugoi's decision to go the Red Light District route: "A piece of pornogami folded in the right setting, he discovered, can produce smiles and laughter in a way that no butterfly or bird ever could."

I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say I think an origami vagina is funnier than an origami bird, but an origami vagina is definitely closer to a real vagina than an origami bird so, yeah, I'd probably be more inclined to smile at it.

Sure Fuck USA and the Sure Fuck Science Team have cooked up and calibrated a scent for one express and guaranteed purpose: to get him f...ragrant.

The cologne has a a self-described "cool fresh manly scent that thrusts women into a crazy hot SEXUAL FRENZY!" Whoa. That's specific. SF USA even put "sexual frenzy" in all caps like it is when I think it over and over in my head every time I walk into a hot yoga class or froyo store. I imagine the keys to this prowess are the eau de parfum's nose tinglers: top notes of Italian lemon and Tuscan mandarin, mixed with moist green ferns and a pinch of pink pepper; a heart of lavender, warm coriander, and Neroli orange-flower; and a finish of cedar, sandalwood, and amber.