Abusive Birthday Balloons
- Happy Fucking Birthday Banner - $9.99
- Party & Bullshit Gold Glitter Banner - $6.14
- Don't Fuck Up The Table Bamboo Drink Coasters - $19.99
- Old AF Cupcake Toppers - $11.99
- Let's Party Bitches Gold Banner - $6.98
The manufacturer calls these Abusive Birthday Balloons a "conversation starter." Ha! I'll say. A conversation about what a jerk whoever threw this birthday party is.
Or a conversation about how, yeah, the birthday boy kinda is old as fuck, or the birthday girl is a big ol' bitch. What's a birthday for, if not roasting the guest of honor?
An obvious top Dude gift for a party pick, Abusive Birthday Balloons come in For Her versions (above) as well as For Him packs (here). Their profanity is a solid level 7 out of 10, with several F bombs dropped and age-related insults broadcast, but they don't get too personal or cross the see you next Tuesday line.
Balloons come in packs of 10, with 2 each of 5 different abusive statements and salutations included.
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