Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
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There is one in every neighborhood. Her lawn is left unkempt all summer. The paint is slowly chipping away from the outside of her house. You fear having any type of interaction with her. And of course, what she lacks in husbands she makes up for in cats.
But why should batman, GI Joe and blonde sluts with impossible measurements have all the fun? This is a REAL action figure. Or... lack of action figure. It represents the average Jack and Jill of the world. And she comes with a crazy look in her eye and six cats in various states of smell and grooming.
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