Talking Ron Burgundy Action Figure
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Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Maybe so, Ron, but might I remind you what the studies show?
Legendary KVWN Channel 4 newscaster Ron Burgundy has immortalization in his future. Pre-order your talking action figure in the ultimate anchorman's likeness now, and come January 2014 you'll be sharing burritos, leather-bound books, and words of wisdom with 13" Ron himself. Maybe even from his own apartment. It smells of rich mahogany.
Do I even have to tell you this is kind of a big deal?
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Sexy Instant Noodle Lid Stopper Figurines
Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance...
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Death By Toys Parody Playsets
Death By Toys Parody Playsets are here to slay your White Elephant and Dirty Santa parties this year thanks to one dude, and one dude alone. Dan Polydoris calls himself a "one-man action figure boutique," and from conception...
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Sex Panther Cologne
Sex Panther Cologne, the fictitious cologne from the movie Anchorman has become a reality. I've heard that a certain percentage of the time this stuff works every time. That's what I've heard. I'm not sure what those...
Life-Size Iron Man Statue
Outstanding. Not just that it's a life-size Mark 42 statue from Iron Man 3, but that whomever forged it deemed "life-size" to mean "Robert Downey Jr.-size", which is actually more like garden gnome-size. Good thing Iron...
Your Face Superhero Action Figure
I see your face on a wedding cake topper, and raise you your face on a Joker action figure. Have people always complimented your Batman-esque jawline? Admired your Superman benevolence? Bowed to your biting Joker wit?...
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Jurassic Park Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue
After I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I thought Dr. Ian Malcolm, and by proxy Jeff Goldblum, was The Man. Then I saw him on Hot Ones last season, eating vegan chicken wings and talking about how his voice doctor said he...
Action Figure Lamps
Instead of outgrowing your superhero, fairytale, and cartoon character childhood toys, let them mature with you. Preserve their magnificence, and thwart being labeled a creepy action figure nerd, with Evil Robot Designs'...
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Pulp Fiction Explicit Talking Action Figures
I bet I know what's been missing from your Christmas mornings: profanity. Lots and lots of profanity. And also Quentin Tarantino (which might explain the lack of profanity). Well guess what, dudes, thanks to toymaker...
Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter Action Figures
I had forgotten I started working on this Hannibal Lecter Action Figure post and left my computer for a few hours to eat some sloppy joes and self-serve fro yo, and when I came back I was looking right into the muzzled...
Star Wars Kama Sutra
SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra...
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Crotch Staring Cat with Swappable Crotch Parts
A Crotch Staring Cat with swappable crotch parts? Being a reluctant, yet attentive, cat owner, I can say this toy from Chinese cartoonist QianLi Ma is not based on real life. At least not in my experience. Now a Crotch...
Darth Vader and Son Figures
Ahhh, Darth Vader and Son. The must-have storybook for all dads forced to read their sons storybooks. Jeffrey Brown's re-envisioning of the Star Wars mythos speculates on how a galaxy far, far away might have looked if...