A Book For a C*nt
- A Book for a Cunt! - $5.25
- All The Ways I Think You're A Cunt: A Definitive Guide For All The Reasons I Think You're A Massiv - $5.99
- Cunt - Adult Swear Word Coloring Book - $6.99
- Mr. Prick and The Dirty Cunt - $10.46
- If You Don't Like The Word Cunt, Don't Act Like A Cunt And You Won't Be Called A Cunt, Ya Cunt - $6.99
I like how right underneath the A Book For a C*nt heading in its Etsy listing, there's the denotation that this product is a "Bestseller." Ha! I guess everyone has a c*unt in their life they need to buy A Book For a C*nt for.
Even better than a gag gift journal, one that uses the A Book For a Cunt cover, but fills the inside with blank pages, author Text a Potato's A Book For a Cunt is a real book of "inspirational quotes" that remind the reader how much of a cunt they are! What a great gift for women who are my black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen! What a great gift for all women who are Karens! And all men who are Karens. And, as Text a Potato points out, all people who just swear a lot.
Sample cunt quotes contained in A Book For a C*nt include:
- Once upon a time there was a cunt. It was you. The end.
That's all I'm giving you. I don't want to ruin the rest. And also, that's the only one Text a Potato reveals. What a cunt.
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