Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities
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You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities.
Honestly, I have no idea what kinds of advice and nuggets of wisdom you're going to find between the pages of Bang! Hopefully the kind that makes those pages stick together as soon as you're done with them.
Here's what I do know: Bang! considers itself an "inclusive manual" that discusses human anatomy, chicken chokin' and bean flickin' techniques, masturbatory aids, and, everyone's favorite section of a manual, troubleshooting.
Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities would be a great gift for a teen, even better presented in tandem with Images You Should Not Masturbate To.
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