TF-19 WASP Flamethrower Drone Attachment
Psshh, I need a flamethrower attachment for my drone like I need a healthy 401K. Yeah, that's right. Reeeeal bad. Because TF-19 WASP Flamethrower maker Throwflame indicates their fiery accessory is designed for "remote ignition of aerial and ground targets, bringing new levels of efficiency and manageability to agriculture." And I am nothing if not a man set on the efficient management of agriculture.
Buuurrrnnn, Mama's overgrown backyard blackberry bushes, burn you mother fu....
The TF-19 WASP Flamethrower is suitable for rigging to drone platforms with a 5+-pound payload capacity; Throwflame's #1 choice is the DJI S1000. The company also states that flamethrower drones are technically legal, and they're really, really not trying to set you up for a run-in with the po. However, you still have to comply with FAA drone rules, as well as federal and local burning and blowing shit up laws.
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