Zombie Head Bowling Balls
- Clear Eye Ball Bowling Ball - $123.95
- Zombie Head Cookie Jar - $32.98
- Garden Zombie - $89.99
- Zombie Bowling: Heads Will Roll! - $8.06
- Bowling Zombies Wooden Novelty Game - $16.02
Zombies really have taken over the world, huh? Or at least the free market economy. The clever German capitalists who designed this introduction of the omnipresent living dead to the bowling alley made a good move though. 1) They chose the perfect venue. If zombies were to infiltrate anywhere, we'd want them to infiltrate the lanes. It would be humanity's best shot at survival, as there amongst the chain smokers, alcoholics, and otherwise rotting regulars, they'd experience mass confusion and slowdown trying to distinguish our kind from theirs. 2) They chose the perfect marriage. Uniting bowling and zombies also unites Kingpin and Zombieland. All of the reasons why Woody Harrelson, no matter how many hemp tuxedos he tries to sell on QVC, will never be out of work, or lose his status as Grandmaster Pimp of Cult Classics.
Zombie head bowling balls: Scared pins go down, averages go up.
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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
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Zombie Apocalypse Bedding
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Zombie Hammer Survival Tools
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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie
This is what we call an imperfect synergy. In the battle of the two tackiest, yet most often seen yard decorations (no offense fake plastic deer), it looks as if the gnomes have won. And it was bloody. Zombie gnomes 1...
Z.E.R.O. - Zombie Apocalypse Kit
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Zombie Tools
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In Case Of Cabinets
In case of a zombie, vampire, werewolf, or demon emergency take this tiny sledgehammer, break the glass, and prepare to fight for your life. Or run like a girl while tossing Holy Water over your shoulder. In Case Of cabinets...
Chain Link Zombie Slayer Axe
Blacksmith Stephen Heeney designed and welded this chain link axe himself. He does not recommend using it to chop wood. He recommends using it to hack the ever loving viral entrails and decaying brain matter out of zombies...
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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target
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Zombie Ammunition
when preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse the present has no rival in terms of when to prepare. Look people, they're coming. And if you wanna survive, you're gonna need some ammo capable of killing zombies...