Pint of Cinnabon Frosting
If the holidays are good for anything, they're good for grabbing a spoon and a pint of Cinnabon Signature Frosting, and digging in with no regrets. The most wonderful time of the year? Psshhh. Not a chance, but 30 minutes from now I'll be catatonic in a sugar coma, and feeling so good I won't care.
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At least until 30 minutes after that, at which point I'll be wrapped around the toilet bowl puking up an entire pint of Cinnabon Signature Frosting.
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Although, unlike tequila or bad sushi, Cinnabon Signature Frosting will probably taste nearly as good coming up as it did going down.
Oh, and if anyone happens to want to blow some Cinnabon Signature Frosting chunks without eating an entire pint of Cinnabon Signature Frosting, check out Cinnabon's recommended recipe for a Savory Frosting Herb Cheese Ball.