Chocolate Covered Scorpion
The official name of this chocolate covered scorpion is "Dessert Scorpion." Just in case there is any confusion about whether you should eat it for breakfast or as a snack or on a dare. And also to distinguish it from this canned scorpion, which is not chocolate covered, and should presumably be eaten prior to the Dessert Scorpion, as your main course.
Mmm, dudes. All this talk of scorpions is makin' me hungry!
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