Maple Stream Sprayable Maple Syrup
Milk for Santa's cookies? Lame. This year I'm leaving out a can of Maple Stream instead, and letting 7 fluid ounces of sprayable maple syrup help him wash down the peanut butter blossoms, Corn Flake wreaths, and gingerbread men.
Maple Stream sprayable maple syrup is a genius combination of 100% organic maple syrup and a non-aerosol aluminum can that delivers it directly to your pancakes, waffles, french toast, and mouth with no spills, no mess, no cleanup, and no sugar-sap-sh*t crystallizing and caking up all over the cap and spout of a glass bottle. And where does it come from? Straight outta Brattleboro, Vermont, where maker Coombs Family Farms has been producing pure maple syrup for 7 generations.
BOOM! kids. Looks like Santa will be delivering his last Xbox Series X to this dude on Christmas Eve instead of one of you.
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