Satan's Blood Hot Sauce
/satans-blood-hot-sauce-23294.jpg "Satan's Blood Hot Sauce")
Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto my carne asada tacos. Both sound like hell.
Which is why I recommend you take maker Sauce Crafters' advice and buy a bottle of Satan's Blood as a collectible rather than a condiment. Or a gag gift. Revenge would be OK too.
The 1.35-ounce bottle contains a devilish blend of chile extract and red wine vinegar.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/cocoa-loco-choco-challenge-36902.jpg?mode=crop "Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge")
Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge
Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day better than a mini chocolate bar laced with a pepper hotter than the Carolina Reaper. The Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge from Fuego Box, in the spirit of Paqui's Carolina Reaper Madness...
Paqui Carolina Reaper Madness Chip
Betcha can't eat just one. Maybe not even one bite. Paqui says its Carolina Reaper Madness Chip is made with the hottest chile pepper on earth, and possibly in all the circles of hell. It's so hot they package them in...
Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls
Get ready for the uncontrollable "O" mouth, exhalations of fire, and streaming tears of blissful discomfort only a few Victoria's Secret models, and Bhut Jolokia, the world's hottest pepper, can extract from your otherwise...
/diy-hot-sauce-challenge-35354.jpg?mode=crop "DIY Hot Sauce Challenge")
DIY Hot Sauce Challenge
First We Feast's Hot Ones brings me so much joy. Who'd have thought feeding celebrities 10 hot-sauce-slathered chicken wings of increasing spice levels, up to Scoville units that make them swear and sweat and snot all...
/14-condiments-toppings-you-58135.jpg?mode=crop "14 Condiments & Toppings You May Just Eat On Their Own")
14 Condiments & Toppings You May Just Eat On Their Own
These 14 condiments and toppings will make you want to grab a steak. Or a cupcake. Some chicken. Some waffles. Some chicken & waffles. Ice cream, tacos, burgers, fries...what, your belly don't have room for all that?...
/old-bay-hot-sauce-42390.jpg?mode=crop "Old Bay Hot Sauce")
Old Bay Hot Sauce
McCormick has launched an Old Bay Hot Sauce just in time for the Super Bowl, and my Spidey Spicy Sense tells me it's hot in more ways than one: at printing, when I tried to access the McCormick online store to purchase...
Ghost Pepper Honey
And she looked at you and said, "You want your honey? Oh, this bitch is about to give you your honey." I think that's the inspiration behind Geddes Farms' Ghost Pepper Honey. The retaliation might not go quite as planned...
Sriracha Boxer Briefs
For those who claim to put Sriracha on everything, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Introduce the rooster to the family jewels. Acquaint your two favorite hot cocks. Sriracha Boxer Briefs burn along backsides...
/kosmos-q-wing-dust-seasonings-60070.jpg?mode=crop "Kosmos Q Wing Dust Seasonings")
Kosmos Q Wing Dust Seasonings
It's like fairy dust for foodies. Kosmos Q Wing Dust comes in almost a dozen different flavors, and while you may think its name deems it no more than a seasoning for chicken wings, I think that's more of a reference...
/lil-nitro-the-worlds-39288.jpg?mode=crop "Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear")
Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear
At 900 times hotter than a jalapeno, and at least that much hotter than Lil's Wayne, Jon, Kim, and Bow Wow, Flamethrower Candy Co. believes its Lil' Nitro is the World's Hottest Gummy Bear. And therefore ripe for a dare-you-to-eat-it...
Sriracha Candy Canes
Is it too early to be talking about candy canes? Most likely. But I join the Targets and Macy's (Macy'ses?) of the world in shoving Christmas down your throat immediately after Halloween only because I care about you...
One F**kin' Drop at a Time Hot Sauce
In this case, I think that inserting an eyedropper as a serving utensil for One F**kin' Drop at a Time Hot Sauce isn't more than just a kitschy packaging ploy. Reviews of the habanero- and scotch bonnet-infused mouth...