Solar System Suckers

Posted: September 06, 2012
Space Balls - Solar System Suckers
  • Space Balls - Solar System Suckers
  • Space Balls - Solar System Suckers
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The scientific community may have dogged Pluto, but these Solar System Suckers are paying the little outcast the homage he deserves. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, plus the Sun, all hold a place in the 10-strong collection of lollipop planets with black backs flecked in edible glitter to simulate stars. I know you're all wondering what Uranus tastes like, and though my immediate guess, despite its distance from us, was "earthy", candy virtuosos Vintage Confections actually allow buyers to choose their desired sucker essence from a list of about 50. In addition to standard fruit flavors, lollipops also come in more exotic taste bud perkers such as Cheesecake, Cinnamon Roll, Sea Salted Caramel, Pumpkin, Mint Chocolate Chip, Root Beer, and Eggnog. Check out the full list of flavors on Vintage Confections' FAQ page.

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto--or, as Zack Morris called them on the infamous quiz show episode of Saved By the Bell, "MuvemJuhsunp"--sit atop 4-1/2" white paper sticks and arrive individually wrapped and sealed.

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