Moon Cheese
- Mr. Cheese O's Bulk Case - $35.00
- Wausome Wafer Cheese Crisps - $24.20
- Doctor In The Kitchen Flackers Flax Seed Crackers - $5.41
- Aged Parmasan Gourmet Cheese Crisps - $14.39
- Just the Cheese Mini Round Snacks - $17.26
Moon Cheese is for people who want to eat snacks that are low-carb and gluten-free, and also for people who want to eat snacks that are effing delicious. How do I describe it? Imagine eating Cheetos built entirely from the dusty orange coating. Or fusing a 5lb bag of Kraft Cheese Powder into a bowl of solid, yet light and crispy balls. Imagine the kitchen chemistry of Astronaut Ice Cream applied to cheese. Moon Cheese is 100% natural Cheddar, Gouda, or Pepper Jack, dried and crunchified.
Moon Cheese is high in protein and calcium, with 5 grams and 15% of your DRV respectively in each serving. It requires no refrigeration. Total calories per serving: 70; total fat: 5 grams; total sugar: 0 grams; total carbs: 1 gram. A standard 2-ounce bag holds 4-1/2 servings.
Happy National Cheese Lovers Day.
Yes, it's today.
Yes, it's a real thing.
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