Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks
Ever want to sink your teeth into some mermaid tail? Well, have at it, dudes. Just don't go looking for flavors of Ariel or Daryl Hannah in your box of Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks - no mythical creatures were harmed in the drying and dehydration of these high-protein treats.
Just pigs, cows, chickens, and a camel or two.
No joke about the camels. The Centaur Snack Stick is made of smoked beef and camel. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that either. A Sweet Pepper Turkey Elf, or even an Andouille Yak and Beef Smoked Yeti sit better on my conscience.
Probably in my GI tract too.
Mythical Meats Humanoid Snack Sticks come in a sampler pack of "10 enchanted flavors." Other jerky-fied beasts include the leprechaun, the Werewolf, the Minotaur, the Centaur, the Troll, the Gremlin, the Leprechaun, and Bigfoot.
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