Game of Thrones Wax Seal Coasters
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Why yes, House Lannister, you can hold my Bud Light Lime, collecting its condensation and dribblings in the shallow basin of your golden lion wax seal. House Targaryen though, I'd prefer you hold my head, collecting its drool and ramblings about how hot your are in the abundant comfort of your Khaleesi lap. Seriously, is any fictional character hotter than Daenerys Targaryen? Even when she's dirty and dehydrated lumbering through the Essos deserts or mowing on the bloody raw heart of a stallion she is the fantasy land being I would most like to have relations with. Sorry, Jessica Rabbit, your nearly 30-year run is over.
The Game of Thrones wax seal coasters feature 6 of Westeros' most regaled families and their sigils. House Stark stamped with the direwolf comes in silver, House Targaryen and its 3-headed dragon in red, House Lannister's waxen lion in gold, House Baratheon and the stag in yellow, House Greyjoy and the kraken in black, and House Tyrell and their comparatively pansy rose in the equally comparatively pansy mint green. The coasters arrive packaged in a tin canister, and each contains a 3-1/4" divot for securing your glass.
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Mug Chomp Self-Adjusting Coaster
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Game of Thrones Temporary Tattoos
No girl who applies one of Seventh Skin's Game of Thrones temporary tattoos better get mad at me for staring at her chest. The intricacy, the detail, and the artistry of these short-term odes to Houses Targaryen, Stark...
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Sword Keys
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