Gummi Bear Flasks
- 5-Pound Gummi Bear - $34.99
- 6 oz. Flask with Built in Cigarette Case - $19.95
- Holy Water Flask - $24.00
- Port Hole Window Flask - $25.11
- Snow Globe Salt & Pepper Shakers - $10.01
The best part about these Gummi Bear Flasks is their vendor description. First of all, due to Pack o' Gum Lighter copyright infringement issues I'm sure, they've been termed Boozie Bear Flasks. "Boozie" as in booze, as in liquor that gets ye drunk. "Flask" as in traditional, pocket-sized vessel that houses liquor that gets ye drunk. However, in addition to being marketed as "Great for gift giving", and "Completely dishwasher safe", the people who hope you will buy them for $10 a pop also tout these candy-colored alcoholic raver's dream as "Fun for all ages". As in, "Yo, underage drinkers! You're gonna love sneaking 12 ounces of Bacardi 151 around in one of our eye-catching neon blue, red, or green Gummi Bear Flasks!"
Although they seem a little bulbous on the belly side, Boozie Bears supposedly fit snugly into small bags and pockets, and measure 6" high x 2-3/4" wide x 2" deep. They're made of alcohol-safe plastic.
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