Macallan Scotch Meets Oakley Flask
Nothing warms my heart more than the marriage of two renowned brands well out of my price range. Here, The Macallan Scotch and rugged apparel and accessories magnate Oakley have collaborated on a tactical, indestructible way to get us drunk. The Macallan flask enmeshes food-grade steel, carbon fiber, and aerospace-grade aluminum with a striking technical design that renders its spirit-storing properties wholly inconspicuous...or it would if hiding The Macallan weren't the farthest thing from the mind of someone who just dropped $900 on a flask.
The 5 people who buy The Macallan will also be treated to a rubberized bottom for non-skid grip, and a funnel with a small rectangular cutout to properly ventilate what will hopefully be equally fine and expensive Scotch inside.
If you want proof of the flask's Oakley-infused durability, check out the video above of test footage shot of The Macallan getting hit, yanked, and dragged by a series of race and muscle car in dramatic shifts between real time and slo mo.