Star Wars Death Star Toaster
This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete breakfast of Death Star waffles, a Death Star lox plate, and a glass of fresh-squeezed Death Star orange juice.
The two-slice Death Star Toaster (gently) superlasers TIE Fighters onto your bread during toasting. It has adjustable heat / darkness settings, a reheat, defrost, and quick-stop function, and, when it's time to unleash the stormtroopers on the compost bin, a removable crumb tray.