4' Inflatable Zombie Baby

Posted: July 29, 2021
4' Inflatable Zombie Baby
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They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super creepy Halloween yard decoration looks a lot more like a 4' inflatable vampire baby than a 4' inflatable zombie baby to me. Unless it's a zombie vampire, which, I'm not really sure how that would work since vampires turn to dust when they die, and would therefore have no corpse for witchcraft or a manmade virus to revive.

Anyway, nomenclature aside, let's focus for a moment on the "baby" part of this 4' inflatable vampire / zombie baby. Talk about a face only a mother could love, and probably not even then. I haven't seen a baby so disturbing since the Baby Head Masks. Though I do like the camo diaper. That's a nice touch. Still, I'm not sure I could, in good conscience, erect this in my mama's yard for Halloween. She's had enough trouble with the neighbors over the years.

Looks like a stealth mission to leave an inflated 4' zombie baby in my black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen's yard is on!

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