Friday the 13th Jason Garden Gnome

Your data is important. If all of those naughty videos someone fall into the wrong hands, your dreams and aspirations could quickly turn into nightmares. What better way to protect them than with the hockey mask wearing...

Give Jason Voorhees a go at slashing your guitar and making it scream. The Friday the 13th set of 6 medium gauge guitar picks are made of premium grade A celluloid that, in addition to resembling one of the most iconic...

A smaller cuter version of the always lovable psychopath Jason Voorhees. Complete with signature hockey mask and machete, this Crystal Lake resident hopes to find a safe home between a nice set of breasts...

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

The 12-inch menaces are coming for you! You might think How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is a parody, a humorous manual for the coffee tables of lawn ornament enthusiasts. But consider how garden gnomes have evolved...

Kitteh haz brought you garden introoders! Can't get too mad at the cat. He was just trying to protect your property from infiltrating garden gnome pests! At least they're not bloody like the mouse he brought you last...

Give the gift of hygge and home, awww and om with a heart-melting Gnome Planter from Angela Sommer of Creative Addition 24/7. I mean, even I, the dudeliest dude in all of Dudeville, wouldn't be able to resist tickling...

It's gonna be tough to schlep this garden gnome around the world with you for photo ops, but I'll bet if you do the 8-1/2-foot lawn ornament will help your Instagram account go viral. Who wouldn't want to follow Gottfried...

People just can't wait to pervert emblems of peace and goodwill, can they? First the benevolent garden gnome goes zombie and now he's Charlton Heston. Still, at under a foot tall, these combative cuties make perfect pairs--or...

Praying mantises and ladybugs are heralded for their ability to rid gardens of many common pests, but in my experience they're utterly useless when it comes to eradicating the front yard of smug, chubby, razor-phobic...

On the one hand, it's almost time to decorate for Halloween, so a zombie lawn flamingo would be a very wise purchase. And on the other hand, it's always time to class up the front yard, so a zombie lawn flamingo would...

After their zombie gnomes ate most of the rest of the lawn ornaments, artists Chris Stever and Jane DeRosa had to go back to the casting board to create an installation that would return order to the front yard. Meet...