Human Skull Bowl
- Ebros Crystal Cave Skull Glass Bowl - $14.99
- Halloween Skull Candy Holder - $26.86
- ChezMax Resin Halloween Skull Succulent Holder - $20.99
- Human Skull Flower Pot - $26.99
- BrainFreeze Skull Ice Bucket - $32.99
As provocative and...meaty...as the Human Skull Bowl photo above is, scroll on through the Additional Images gallery. Keep going. All the way to the end, where you'll find the one that turns a macabre creation perfect for Halloween parties and members of the Hannibal Lecter Fan Club into a thing of pure whimsy. A human skull with...salad brains!
Hahaha! That's what you get for being an evil cannibal! A vegan for a victim!
Etsy shop Catacomb Culture handmakes these highly detailed Human Skull Bowls by default in the color Bone, but will jazz up your dead head dish in other shades too by request. Each bowl holds up to 16 fluid ounces, and is rated safe to fill with all your favorite brain foods.
Oh, and honorable mention goes out to the photo of the Human Skull Bowl filled with ice cream. Brain freeze!
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