Hands-Free Binocular Glasses
- HCHTOY High Definition Binocular Glasses - $11.69
- Maven B2 45mm ED Binoculars - $1,000.00
- DPLUS Fishing Binocular Glasses - $32.99
- 3 x 25 Opera Glasses - $34.91
- HEXEUM Night Vision Goggles - $189.99
Does your old man like to hunt or fish? Watch live sports? Spy on the neighbors? Well, well, well, have I got a pair of hands-free Binocular Glasses, and a Father's Day gift for you.
The opera-style binocular glasses magnify anything in your viewing field, from theater performances, to football games, to dumb birds of North America, without the need to tire out your arm holding a pair of binoculars to your face. They're especially helpful for those whose hands aren't so steady these days, and so can't get much more than a pukey feeling from using binoculars anyway.
Note the hands-free binocular glasses have only 3X magnification lenses, as opposed to the 8X/10X of traditional binoculars, but they do provide wide, clear, HD views for those who need just a little bit of a vision boost.
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