Collapsible Middle Finger
The wind up F you is one you'll always have, er, on hand and all, but this Collapsible Middle Finger accessory will make an even bolder statement when used to pepper your gestures and enhance your communication skills. Tie a big red bow around its wrist, and turn the telescopic bird into a festive and feisty addition to your holiday decor! And now you can raise both a glass and a finger to bid farewell to 2023, and welcome in 2024, a year sure to be a shocking shitshow of heretofore unseen proportions.
Ugh, 2024. Election year. I think I'll have to alternate between using Spook 3D Crafts' Collapsible Middle Finger to flip other people off, and using to make myself vomit.
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Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder
Flipping the bird becomes much more than a cheap gesture with this Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder. Instead, Pygmallionaire's 3D-printed and hand-painted metallic design is a functional luxury!...
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FLIK Middle Finger Car Windshield Light
Put yourself on the receiving end of some road rage with the FLIK of your wrist middle finger car windshield light. The FLIK is a partly funny, all the way horrible gadget drivers can install on the backs of their vehicles...
Middle Finger Key
Nothing gives me more satisfaction than finding new and exciting ways of flipping people off. First, an umbrella, and now, a housekey. The Middle Finger key--or as vendor Goodworth & Co. calls it, the "Best Wishes" key--is...
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Flipping the Bird Trophy
Tell me without telling me you'd like me to F off. That's the essence of this otherwise handsome Bird Trophy - no, Flipping the Bird Trophy - from Uncommon Goods...
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Flippin' Mittens
If you can't score a pair of Bernie Mittens, might I suggest Flippin' Mittens as a close second in eye-catching and meme-worthy mitten designs? Running as a limited edition from Matt Benedetto's Unnecessary Inventions...
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Road Rage Restrictor
What?! Road Rage Restrictor? Middle finger on lockdown? Well, more like Pointer, Ring Finger, and Pinky on lockup. But, but, why? One of the only redeeming qualities of driving today is being able to flip off other drivers...
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Bird Flippin' the Bird - Middle Finger Chicken Arms
As raising chickens grows in popularity throughout urban / suburban communities, so too does buying your chickens their own gear and accessories. A dapper chicken harness. 3D printed chicken arms. And now, 3D printed...
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Flip'em the Bird Gloves
Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...
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Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles
Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured...
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Middle Finger Birthday Glasses
I bought one of these middle finger birthday glasses for my father-in-law, who turns 80 - haha, 80, the crusty old fart! - this year. I went with the "I'm 79 + [flipped bird standing in for the number '1']" rocks glass...
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Middle Finger Decanter
Tom Brady is #1 again! One finger over, for some of you dudes. And for those who can't bring themselves to celebrate Tampa Bay's Super Bowl LV win, here's Middle Finger Decanter to help you drown your sorrows, and continue...
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Light My Fingers Candle
By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as...