World Champion D*ck Trophy
- Boobs & Willy Trophies - $11.99
- Horse's Ass Trophy - $9.99
- Loser Trophy - $27.99
- Cream of the Crop Corn Trophy - $21.95
- Fun Express Plastic Quacktastic Awards - Gold Ducky Trophies (12) - $13.05
If you've already awarded someone the Golden Douchebag Trophy, here's a World Champion Dick Trophy to hand out to the second (or newest) biggest jerk you know.
There are two things I really like about this trophy, which simply reads "World Champion" across the engraved plate on the front, and apparently comes with a patriotic ribbon tied around it. 1) The level of detail! Check out the photo gallery, and you'll see the seller is very proud of the effort they've taken to replicate with precision a penis' trademark contours and wrinkles, which are highlighted further by the dick's gold-dipped sheen. 2) At least at printing, the title of the World Champion Dick Trophy listing began with these words: "Happy New Year & Christmas Decorations."
Yep, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, ya big ol' dick! You know, I heard Disney is remaking Home Alone. You guys need an updated "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!" catchphrase?
And for everyone else, here's your next white elephant gift, or perhaps a nice, anonymous way to seek revenge on a frenemy.
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