Cuss Collar - A Collar that Curses When Your Dog Barks
Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks. You know, like a dog-to-human translator that knows when Grandpaw* goes Woof! he's really saying, Woof the fuck?!
Arf! Arf! Arf! = Shit! Shit! Shit! (She needs to take a leak.) Arroooooooo! = Fuuuuuuuuuck! (He's so lonely / hungry / horny - why did you leave him home alone again?) And Ruff-rowwrr! = Sonofabitch! (You are about to see the pillow he tore up and then peed on.)
Created by MSCHF the Cuss Collar consists of a patent leather collar with padded interior strap, a stainless steel buckle, and the centerpiece, a bark-activated speaker that plays various profanities whenever your dog woofs you a piece of his or her mind. The Cuss Collar uses 2 x AAA batteries to power its obscene translation capabilities.
*Grandpaw is the grand canine star of the Cuss Collar video.
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