Pawnix Noise-Cancelling Headset for Dogs
Some dog and cat versions of human products have gotten a bit out of control - ahem, leather jackets, sleeping bags, and electric toothbrushes. But Pawnix's Noise-Cancelling Headset for Dogs is actually a terrific idea and, presuming it works as advertised, could be a life changer for pups and their owners. The Pawnix is a soft and snug canine helmet that uses human noise cancelling technology to dampen the sounds of fireworks, thunderstorms, vacuum cleaners, or any other high-decibel output that turns your dog into an anxious, panting, trembling, getting-himself-stuck-under-the-bed mess.
PAWNIX Headsets naturally reduce external sounds by about 30 decibels. You can also pair them with your phone or other device, and pipe in music or nature sounds to help further calm your dog. (The max volume of the internal speakers is 50 decibels to protect pups' hearing.) The PAWNIX pillowy helmet design is also intended to soothe, swaddling your dog's head and activating comfort spots around it.
The Pawnix Noise-Cancelling Headset has no tight straps or elastic bands, just a Velcro loop in the neck to secure the collar. It comes in 5 sizes and 4 colors.
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