The Chicken Swing

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead.
From Fowl Play Products (oh you clever devils) the Chicken Swing is a rockin' pastime for chickens of all breeds and ages designed to help reduce boredom in the coop. The perch is 16.25" long with a "mailbox shape" and "corn like texture" that makes it easy for lots of different ugly little clawed feet I never understood how my grandmama could eat to grip tight.
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