Scorpion Knuckles
Ahhh, a gift fit for a Scorpion King. Present these Scorpion Knuckles to Mathayus, and you should get a hearty Dilly, dilly! in return.
Unless he likes Bud Light too, in which case, enjoy your tour of the Pit of Misery.
Alternatively, stay home from the realms of prehistoric worlds, and keep the Scorpion Knuckles for yourself. They'll look great in any cosplay or fantasy weapons collections, right alongside the Skull Knuckle Knife and Scorpion Blade Arm Gauntlet.
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Scorpion Chair
Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...
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Banana Flavored Scorpion Vodka
Mmmm... Delicious banana flavored scorpion vodka. I've been dying for some of this stuff. Equally as refreshing after a long run as when you wake up in a shallow dirt grave across the Mexican border. Nothing takes the...
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Chocolate Covered Scorpion
The official name of this chocolate covered scorpion is "Dessert Scorpion." Just in case there is any confusion about whether you should eat it for breakfast or as a snack or on a dare. And also to distinguish it from...
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Edible Asian Forest Scorpion
When I was growing up, pho and spicy tuna rolls were "weird Asian food." How far I've come that it now takes an edible Asian Forest Scorpion, dehydrated and packaged to ship!, to make me flinch...
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Scorpion Fantasy Knife
Who gets slashed worse in the presence of the Scorpion Fantasy Knife, the person on the receiving end of its 12 stainless steel blades, or the person wielding them? I classified this stabber & stinger as a cosplay piece...
Fatboy NukoHead
NukoTools' Fatboy NukoHead provides 3/8" of non-metallic double-knuckle impact for maximal Don't F with me effect. And since it looks like Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, you may not even need to...
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Defiant Craft Knuckle Dusters
When I saw this set of Defiant Craft knuckle dusters I thought of the Bon Jovi song "Have a Nice Day", and also what I would like to use the knuckle dusters to do to the speaker that's playing the Bon Jovi song "Have...
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Freetoo Outdoor Gloves
Men, what can you do with Freetoo's outdoor gloves? An Amazon reviewer says, "I threw several heavy punches at a tree in my yard. And no it didn't feel good on my hand but it didn't damage it at all. If you punch someone...
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Fantasy Master Skull Knuckle Knife
I don't need a knuckle knife topped with a skull to prove I'm a fantasy master, just the sworn testimony of my ex-girlfriends. Come on ladies, tell them about the fiery passion of Igor the Dragon...
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Knuckle Slingshot
Radiant Artifacts' Knuckle Slingshot probably won't be catching you dinner or intimidating any bad guys slipped over your Pointer and Tallman fingers, but loaded up with marshmallows or felt balls, the projectile shooter...
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