Super Shorty Shotgun
- 12-Gauge Shotgun Laser Cartridge - $15.00
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- Shotgun Mic With XLR Outputs - $179.00
- Zombie Shooting Targets - $11.95
- Terrorist Targets - $19.97
The Super Shorty Shotgun is based on a Mossberg Maverick 12-gauge, and, at an additional cost, is also available in models Mossberg 500, Remington 870, and Lil' Kim. Factory-fabricated with a pistol grip, the Super Shorty is a member of the AOW category and, thusly, comes with an attached Federal Transfer tax of a mere Abe Lincoln (he's the one on the fiver, the one who hunted vampers, right?) Speaking of hunting nonexistent creatures from fantasy TV shows and feature films, we understand from the Zombie Panic Wiki that this chubby little shotgun, which holds two 2 3/4" or 3" shells in its magazine, and one in its chamber, also makes for a zombie assassinator of Die Hard-dramatic proportions during a one-on-one standoff. (If live bait is scarce, zombie-hatin' gun toters can fire their Shorty away at Tactical Bleeding Zombie Targets).
Overall length of the shortest 12-gauge pump shotgun available is 16.5", with a barrel measuring in at 6.5". The Super Shorty also has a spring-locked foregrip that pivots out of the way when not in use to further compact the chubby little gun. Serbu Firearms manufactures all parts of the weapon in-house on CNC machinery. Welds are done by the TIG process, and the manganese phosphate finish is MIL-spec. Check out the video for proof that that gun fires when loaded and triggered.