The Bierstick
So long beer bong. Pump up to 24 ounces of cold, tasty, inhibition stealing beer down your gullet in less than two seconds with the Bierstick. It's like a 2x multiplier for having fun. You're gonna have fun anyway... why not start having fun quicker?
Be sure and check out the "studs" in the videos giving a real life proof of concept.
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The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way
Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...
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SunnyD Vodka Seltzer
Getting drunk makes me nostalgic, and now, thanks to SunnyD Vodka Seltzers, getting nostalgic will make me drunk. Well, tipsy. Maybe. The orange drank's new alcoholic beverage is only 4.5% ABV. But if I can drink a whole...
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The Throttle Opener
The Throttle Opener's got my hand - and mouth, and heart - goin' VROOM, VROOM VROOM! Time to grip hard, gun open some beers, and leave their bottles in the dust as they fly down my throat...
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Studenglass Gravity Pipe
If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...
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Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein
Would you beer my Valentine? With a Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein in hand, that's the question I'm most hoping to hear from my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power this Valentine's Day...
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The Botany of Beer
The Botany of Beer is supposed to be An Illustrated Guide to More Than 500 Plants Used in Brewing, but I can't find a single decent image of a single page inside Giuseppe Caruso's publication. So while the title makes...
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Dual Beer Glass
At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...
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Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)
These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...
Snake Venom - World's (New) Strongest Beer
At this time last year, the World's Strongest Beer was Armageddon, a 330 mL bottle of malt, hops, a little sweetness, and an awesome 65% ABV crafted by Scottish brewery Brewmeister. This year, the World's New Strongest...
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Dometic MoBar 550S Outdoor Mobile Bar Cart
Dometic MoBar. It's short for Domestic Mother's Bar, but they changed the name so dads and dudes will want to use it. No, that's not it. OK, they changed it so it wouldn't be so obvious how bad domestic mothers need a...
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The Knockout Beer/Water/Gravity Bong
I used to prefer my knockouts served as Fireball shots and right hooks, but this Knockout, a new twist on the beer bong, might leave those standards unconscious and bleeding from the ear on the floor. Designed for attachment...
7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt
My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...