Bleeding Heart LED Bath Bomb
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- Bloody Impalement Headbands - $9.99
- Controse Silver-Toned Stainless Steel Bleeding Heart Necklace - $25.15
- Bloody Hand Print Toilet Paper - $7.99
- Bleeding Heart Flag - $8.99
My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones will go giddy when they see their bath water go bloody as this giant human heart replica sputters and dissolves upon contact. And that's not even the best part.
Bleeding heart bath bomb makers Psycho Bombers have also embedded an LED flashing cube at the center of the heart. It's activated by water.
Let the morbid jollies and twisted role playing games begin!
At its own heart, the bleeding heart is still your typical fizzy bath bomb. Psycho Bombers infuse it with their Narcissist fragrance oil, a "seductive blend of warm, woodsy Egyptian musk and enchanting patchouli spiced with the subtle sweetness of cinnamon, orange blossom, and hints of anise." Ahhh, sounds nice. Guess that's how it lures you in before the big blood bath.
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