EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper
This one's had too much egg nog! I need some EKG TP stat! Study the heart rate in your chest while minding the flow rate out of your butt with this roll of EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper. It's even HIPAA and JACHO compliant so real medical professional can use it to spruce up their office bathrooms.
Code Brown also calls their EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper a "study aid" for nurses, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, and medical students, since you'll be able to "review your EKG rhythms while you sit and think." Or, as it were, sit and stink.
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