T-Rex Tape Dispenser
- T-Rex 3D Night Light - $22.98
- Funwares Wash n' Roar T-Rex Shower Head - $19.99
- FUYU 3D T-Rex Toilet Paper Holder - $29.95
- T-REX Ferociously Strong Repair Tape - $10.28
- T-Rex Skull Model - $14.99
As T-Rex was the big boy of the dinosaur world, so too is the T-Rex Tape Dispenser the big boy of the tape-dispensing world. Creator and 3D printer Meow 3D Store lists the plastic Scotch tape feeder's dimensions as 5" x 4" x 3.6", but check out T-Rex's skull in the hands of some happy buyers. It's. Huge.
And, provided you have the countertop or desktop space, ain't nothing wrong with that, because a T-Rex Tape Dispenser is nothing if not a statement piece. Especially if you opt for one of Meow 3D Store's more standout colors. Red. Orange. Pink. Glow in the Dark.
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ClampTape Clothespin-Shaped Tape Dispenser
The ClampTape, a clothespin-shaped tape dispenser you can clip on any narrow edge, is some good stuff. Well-conceived, seemingly well-executed, space-saving stuff. I think the idea's gonna grip consumers, and stick with...
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Clapping Monkey with Cymbals Tape Dispenser
Are you clapping monkey with cymbals happy about your Christmas presents this year? Or did you actually receive a Clapping Monkey with Cymbals...on a tape dispenser as a Christmas present this year?...
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Cassette Tape Dispenser & Desk Organizer
It's a nod to the 80s and the Before & After category on Wheel of Fortune with this Cassette Tape Dispenser. The retro desk organizer dispenses a Scotch tape roll on one side, plus holds pencils, pens, scissors, erasers...
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Mr. P Tape Dispenser
Get your tape from the mouth of a little guy. No big deal. Use his toes to get a perfect tear at the end. Don't you hate it if there isn't a perfect tear at the end? Also, how many times have you cut your finger on that...
Inflatable Dinosaur Costume
Giddyup, T-Rex! While I'm not so sure about the proportions of this inflatable dinosaur costume, what it lacks in mathematical accuracy it definitely makes up for in costume originality. Now riding into your Halloween...
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Life-Size Baby T-Rex Costume
Sometimes babies are born with disproportionately large body parts, which they subsequently grow into. Like dog paws and human eyes. No such luck for the baby T-Rex. Looks as if those little guys are stuck with midget...
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DinoSuit Wearable Fossil Kit
I was all about these DinoSuit Wearable Fossil Kits until I saw the last image in the gallery above. The one that shows how it arrives. As cardboard cutouts you have to punch out and assemble yourself. Pssshhh! I don't...
3D Printed Dickasaurus (NSFW)
Sex toy, trophy for a dude who's a real T-Rex in the bedroom, (literal) gag gift, the 3D Printed Dickasaurus will serve you well as any of these. But me, I bought a 3D Printed Dickasaurus to leave anonymously for my boss...
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3D Printed Vaginasaur (NSFW)
Be careful, the 3D Printed Vaginasaur definitely eats meat. Etsy shop 10th Dimension 3D calls this prehistoric poon print the "Dino Pussy" and the "Cuntasaurus," but I feel like "Vaginasaur" rolls off the tongue best...
Giant Ride-On T-Rex Costume
Cretaceous Period meets the Wild, Wild West in this ride-on T-Rex costume, one of the most outstanding Halloween costumes I've seen this year. And one of the most outstanding mixed metaphors I've seen ever...
Ninja Flip T-Shirt
Carrying around this secret identity won't create an awkward bulge at your waistline, or require you to wear an underlayer of skin-suctioning red and blue Spandex. Crazy Dog T-Shirts' flipover Ninja tee has the masked...
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Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton
I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...