Cake Samurai Cake Knife
Stealthy and fast you can cut some cake with the Cake Samurai knife, but can you maintain the cunning when it comes time to slide your XXL piece of Death By Chocolate onto a plate and make off with it before Mama sees, and elicits Death By Evil Eye?
The Cake Samurai cake knife brings the drama to birthday parties, wedding receptions, and, of course, sneaking sweet pieces of Death By Chocolate cake when (you think) no one's looking. The knife is molded from food-safe polypropylene plastic, and is dishwasher safe.
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