Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop
And the best part is, the Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop scoops out perfect, 1/2-cup portions to make ice cream sandwiches out of store-bought cookies*, so it's even less work to make yourself a delicious ice cream sandwich as a reward for a hard day's work writing about Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoops.
The Icepo is made up of a stainless steel cutter and high-tensile wires maker Dreamfarm says will easily push into - and then push back out - all types of ice cream. Smooth and chunky, icy and creamy, real and fake (i.e., vegan) alike. The Icepo has a one-handed design, with directions to push-and-twist to cut into and grab a hunk of i.c., and then hit the Eject lever to spit it back out onto your chocolate chip or butter toffee plate.
*Like Pepperidge Farm-style cookies, not Oreos, which, in my opinion, is the only thing wrong with the Icepo.
/freeze-dried-ice-cream-49091.jpg?mode=crop "Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites")
Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites
You could call these Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites frozen treats that have been frozen so hard they unfroze. Freeze-drying, or blasting something cold and then sucking it dry, is a crazy process, dude. And if...
/beetl-robotic-poop-scooper-40843.jpg?mode=crop "Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper")
Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper
Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...
/the-sizzling-scooper-for-54883.jpg?mode=crop "The Sizzling Scooper for Too-Hard Ice Cream")
The Sizzling Scooper for Too-Hard Ice Cream
Ice cream that's too hard to scoop might not be the most pressing problem facing the world right now, but, I mean...it is a problem. And it's a problem, unlike most of our other problems, real and existential alike, that...
Pet Power Poo(ch) Vacuum
The Pooch Power Shovel--essentially a rechargeable dog shit vacuum--may not collect the crap straight from the chute like the Piqapoo, but it still significantly reduces your proximity to and interaction with your buddy's...
Thermo-ring Heated Ice Cream Scoop
Don't you consider breaking a sweat and popping a blood vessel in your arm part of the ice cream scooping experience? So that 35 minutes later, when you're finally able to sit down and eat your bowl of Moose Tracks, you...
/midnight-scoop-ergonomic-ice-49201.jpg?mode=crop "Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper")
Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper
According to Midnight Scoop, "YOU HAVE BEEN SCOOPING ICE CREAM WRONG." Like, wrong enough for the ergonomic ice cream scooper to be forceful and yelly about it. And it only gets better when they follow that statement...
/midnight-scoop-ergonomic-hard-34051.jpg?mode=crop "Midnight Scoop - Ergonomic Hard Ice Cream Scooper")
Midnight Scoop - Ergonomic Hard Ice Cream Scooper
I guess they call it the Midnight Scoop because that's about the time of night people start heading to the fridge for a bowl of munchie-, insomnia-, or Ambien-sleepwalking-induced ice cream and F up their wrists trying...
/dimple-no-drip-ice-cream-scoop-47820.jpg?mode=crop "Dimple Non-Drip Ice Cream Scoop")
Dimple Non-Drip Ice Cream Scoop
Awww, look at the dimples and collar on this little guy. Joseph Joseph covered the interior of their Dimple Non-Drip Ice-Cream Scoop in hexagonal smile dents to make it easier to tap scooped ice cream into bowls or onto...
/ice-cream-duck-night-light-61377.jpg?mode=crop "Ice Cream Duck Night Light")
Ice Cream Duck Night Light
It's an ice cream cone made of Vanilla Duck Butt with Candied Orange Feet. Or! It's a duck on his feet who's buried half his body inside an ice cream cone, because it's obviously easier for him to gobble out the no-chewing-required...
Ice Cream Sandwich Bench
To quote Freddie Mercury, "Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?" Let's see...well, according to the $950 subtotal in my Jellio shopping cart, it is real life. Oh boy! Real life now has furniture that looks like ice...
Milk & Cookies Shots
Now that the Cookie Monster has had his fling with Siri, maybe he can engage the services of Alexa to order him a dozen...or 8 dozen...of Dirty Cookie's Milk & Cookie Shots. I can't wait to see what he gets up to while...
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock
Three things. One: I subscribe to the unwavering dogma that ice cream is mankind's greatest culinary invention. Two: I don't share food. Three: Avengers and iProducts be damned. Ben & Jerry's pint lock is the most anticipated...