99 Bottles of Beer Scratch-Off Chart
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Who cares where you've been, it's what you drank while you were there that counts. Pop Chart Lab has made some mighty fine inforgraphics over the years (The Mapper of Every Rapper was previously my personal favorite) but I think the visual teachers' latest release, this 99 Bottles of Craft Beer on the Wall Scratch-Off Chart, might be their best lesson plan yet.
The 18" x 24" spread includes hand-illustrated recreations of 99 noteworthy brew labels, all made out of...whatever that stuff they put over scratch-off tickets is*. Once you have your first pint of Pliny the Elder or schooner of Ghost Face Killah, you can grab a quarter and relish scraping the chart's 99 Bottles of Craft Beer down to 98. True to form, Pop Chart Lab's Craft Beer scratch-off chart is also organized into several categories and subcategories. The two primary categories are Ales and Lagers, divided from there into specific types and regions of each.
*A 5-minute-or-less Google search indicates the material is a silicone- or wax-based nonadhesive coating.
Muchas danke to Foodbeast.
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