Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper

FettiWrap is not your ordinary wrapping paper; it's a patent-pending gift-wrapping platform that promises to add an extra layer of surprise and amusement to your gifting game. Imagine wrapping your present in something...

Mystery Boxes are the win-win gift. They make the tedious purchasing and giving process only a molecule more strenuous and demanding of thought than buying a gift certificate to Best Buy or Chick-fil-A, yet their effect...

Those who balk at parents who harness and leash up their impulsive, wriggly, wandering toddlers, here ya go. Toddler Tamers eliminate the dog-owner aesthetic from an otherwise really effective child minding tactic. Instead...

The Annoying Gift Box has 20 bolts its recipient is required to unscrew and remove to gain access to the goods inside. Sounds like a fun prank, right? Especially if you're, say, giving a gift to your girlfriend in the...

Ah. It seems Mr. Garrison has forayed into the business of paper products. Merry Fucking Christmas. Come on, you know you want to sing along as you read it. Maybe tie a little Mr. Hat plush to the ribbon if you're one...

My collection of 14 of the best holiday decorations for 2020 contains a major Christmas gift to you from me: it is free of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, face masks, elections, republicans, democrats, and any reference...

Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack run your finger blade through that gift wrap like a laser cutter through a sheet of acrylic. The Nimble Safety Cutter slips over a finger - any one of them, you pick - and allows you...

With Gift Wrap My Face personalized gift wrap on the outside, there's really no need to give them anything but an empty box on the inside*. It's the same idea as The medium is the message: the present is the presentation...

You knew elves have pointy toes, but did you know they also have razor sharp teeth? At least, this Little ELF does. The Little ELF endeavors to be a big helper when you hunker down to wrap your Christmas and other holiday...

All I have to say is anyone wrapping my Christmas gift in Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper better also have a Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha waiting for me nearby. Talk about some bittersweet gift wrap! Sweet...