Taco Bell Burrito Wrap Blanket
- Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket - $34.95
- Lettuce Bedding - $40.00
- Burrito Storage Pouch - $9.95
- Realistic Food Donut Blanket - $40.00
We've seen human burrito blankets before, but only of the more generic flour tortilla variety. Taco Bell has put their name on, and the wrap in, this burrito wrap blanket by designing it after their own burrito wrappers.
The 50" x 60" microfiber fleece blankie sports splashes of blue and green on its white background, plus all of Taco Bell's burrito add-in options, in case you want to grab and Sharpie and personalize yours as Beefy Crunch with cheese, onion, and sour cream.
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