Urine Powered Batteries
/urinepowered-batteries-2358.jpg "Urine-Powered Batteries")
- Salt Water Fuel Cell Car - $4.98
- Spit Powered Projectiles - $6.95
- Water Powered Bottle Clock - $14.95
- Potato Powered Digital Clock - $9.81
- Solar Powered AM/FM Radio with Cell Phone Charger - $32.61
Yes, $24 for six AAs is steep, but they hold their charge for up to 10 years, and, let's face it, you're never going to have trouble finding a couple mils of pee when they need a reboot. NoPoPos (No Pollution Power) are eco-friendly and emergency-ready batteries that are fueled by handy, everyday liquids most people can't wait to get rid of. OK, mostly water, but their Japanese manufacturers assure us OJ, Coke, beer, and your very own streams of gold produce the same effects. Available in AA and AAA sizes, the batteries are ideal for power outage, earthquake, and zombie apocalypse survival kits (along with zombie ammo, of course). They are also made of 100% non-toxic materials, so Mother Earth won't have wonder where she went wrong raising you after you max out their 5-refill capacity, and dump them in her lap.
The liquid injector and filling directions are included in the battery package, but the manual is in Japanese, so check out the video above for easy instructions for use.
/hydrogen-reactor-10586.jpg?mode=crop "Hydrogen Reactor")
Hydrogen Reactor
While it sounds like something Batman would be called upon to save the world from, Brunton's Hydrogen Reactor is actually an innocuous, albeit robust, deliverer of power to portable devices. It's a piece of scientific...
How to Pee with Morning Wood
A self-help guide to dealing with the enormous issue I face first thing in the morning every single day of my life and it's packaged as whimsical wall art that will add immeasurable character to my bathroom? How to Pee...
/thirsty-goose-portable-mens-62037.jpg?mode=crop "Thirsty Goose Portable Men's Urinal")
Thirsty Goose Portable Men's Urinal
It's Small Business Saturday! Support your local artisans, your Mom & Pop shops, your independent businesspeople just trying to keep their storefronts alive in the face of corporate death-dealing, your...Thirsty Goose...
Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger
ThinkGeek should just pretend it's April Fool's Day any time they have an idea for a product and want to test out its potential for success on a focus group of, like, half a million people. The Flux Capacitor USB Car...
/estream-portable-water-power-23580.jpg?mode=crop "Estream Portable Water Power Generator")
Estream Portable Water Power Generator
What if I don't want to disconnect? What if I don't want to see another person for miles, but do want to keep listening to "Love Yourself" and checking to see if Bieber restored his Instagram account? And also have a...
/biolite-base-camp-stove-12643.jpg?mode=crop "BioLite Base Camp Stove")
BioLite Base Camp Stove
The BioLite Base Camp Stove uses wood both to power and make power. It will massage fruits of the forest into fuel for grilling hot dogs and charging smartphones. Similar to BioLite's original leaf-and-twig-powered Camp...
Charmin Forever Roll
I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!...
Darth Vader Lightsaber Portable Charger
The Jedis may have the Force, but the Dark Side has power. Tons of it. Enough to take your iPhone, Android, or Windows mobile phone from dead to fully juiced and ready for battle. One round with the Darth Vader lightsaber...
PocketPlug - iPhone Case with Built-In Charger
Even as a stubbornly loyal flip phone user, I am overtaken by the brilliance of PocketPlug, a high grade polycarbonate iPhone case with a fully-integrated, retractable charger. And I hear the iPhone's battery power leaves...
Electrical Storm Dual USB Power Adapter
This is what my mama always told me would happen inside my body if I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. It actually looks pretty cool. If she hadn't also told me it would fry my brains like a skillet of bacon and...
/power-box-pedal-generator-13094.jpg "Power Box Pedal Generator")
Power Box Pedal Generator
Anyone who launches into a rant about sh*tty chargers and backup batteries that have a mere 9000mAh capacity should be required to re-power his or her dead smartphone with his or her own two feet. So should anyone who...
BioLite CampStove and Device Charger
No gas, no juice, no problem. BioLite's petrochemical-free CampStove and USB device charger burns hot with full battery power during all seasons of backpacking, camping, and chillin' hermit-like in the woods. Using only...